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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2355 on: July 11, 2018, 02:56:55 PM »
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????
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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????
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If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?
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Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE????
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????
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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????
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If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
why do bars have PARKING lots????
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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????
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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it for taste????
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If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff????
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Who copyrighted
the copyright symbol????
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Can you cry under water?
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Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????
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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!
So Enjoy!!!! 😊😊😊😊
Don't laugh alone pass it on.
Hope this will make you laugh and think!!!!
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2356 on: October 18, 2018, 03:37:59 PM »
So true!
READ THE DARN WIKI!!!!

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2357 on: October 18, 2018, 03:41:51 PM »

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2360 on: October 18, 2018, 07:55:56 PM »
I don't get it.
You must be the handsome exception
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2361 on: November 01, 2018, 06:30:47 PM »
פארוואס האט אליעזר עבד אברהם אבינו געלייגט שלעסער אויף די קעמלען? ווייל ער האט דאך געזיכט א שידוך פאר יצחק , אין אויב איין בהמה עפענט אויף זיין מויל וואלט די שידוך נישט געווארען .

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2362 on: November 04, 2018, 01:36:31 PM »
פארוואס האט אליעזר עבד אברהם אבינו געלייגט שלעסער אויף די קעמלען? ווייל ער האט דאך געזיכט א שידוך פאר יצחק , אין אויב איין בהמה עפענט אויף זיין מויל וואלט די שידוך נישט געווארען .
:) Oh how true
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2363 on: November 04, 2018, 02:33:29 PM »
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@Dan getting trolled.. which DDFer runs the account...

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2364 on: November 19, 2018, 11:10:25 AM »
From twitter:

I just walked into the local liberal-run bookstore and asked for Trump’s new immigration book.

The owner said “Get the f@+# out!”

I said “Yeah, that one.”

ha ha

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2365 on: March 19, 2019, 06:53:46 AM »
Purim must be made in China. Shipping takes a year & it only lasts for a day.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2366 on: March 19, 2019, 07:28:28 PM »
Purim must be made in China. Shipping takes a year & it only lasts for a day.
In other words, good thing it wasn't made in the US otherwise it would have lasted the whole year!  ;) :D :) ;D
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2367 on: March 29, 2019, 06:53:05 AM »
What do cannibals eat on shabbos ?
Fleshinga Cholent

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2368 on: April 07, 2019, 08:39:20 AM »
What do cannibals eat on shabbos ?
Parev cholent for shomor fleshinga for zochor
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2369 on: April 07, 2019, 09:14:41 PM »
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas