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sinas chinam in the 3 weeks?!?!
it's not sina
If you don't care why would you comment?
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it's not sina
tuna beigel is a deragatory name
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tuna beigel is a deragatory name
i just heard the joke , as i was typing it i was going to delete it but it was such a good joke that i didnt want you to miss out on, i obviously didnt mean any harm just a jest

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i just heard the joke , as i was typing it my wife was discouraging me but it was such a good joke that i didnt want you to miss out on i oviously didnt mean any harm just a jest
hmmmm disagree a billion % was not even in the slightest bit funny- perhaps you should have listened to your wife- i think we are all better off not having "heard" that joke

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i just heard the joke , as i was typing it my wife was discouraging me but it was such a good joke that i didnt want you to miss out on i oviously didnt mean any harm just a jest
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well some did enjoy it sorry

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btw it is really funny

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btw it is really funny
By no means is it "really funny." Besides the fact that it is derogatory and insulting an amazing volunteer service which helps frum yidden on a daily basis. Derogatory can be funny but this one just isn't one of those. (Besides I personally wouldn't post a derogatory joke on here, just not so nice and this is very public)
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Not funny at all and also completely inacurate. Chaveirim members come from all parts of klal yisrael. And to make a comment which insinuates that chaveirim members are in it only for the action is inconsiderate as many of them are involved simply to help other people.
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@rafy, nothing personal as I'm sure this joke wasn't yours nor does it reflect your opinion of chaveirim or its members.

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To turn it into a positive something.

Sinas Chinom is NOT hating someone that didn't wrong you.
Only a psychopath would hate someone without a reason.

Sinas Chinom means ignoring a fellow persons pain.

So the story of kamtse and bar kamtse, people mistakenly think that the main problem was the kicking-out part, but it isn't correct, as we do not know what the reason was for the fight between the two.
The problem were the chachomim sitting there, and not intervening.

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i thought it was pretty funny in a laffy taffy wrapper type way.
it was a joke. lighten up. yes chaveirim does lots of good, and many/most are in it for the chessed, but there are in fact "tuna beigels" who do it for the hock/lights and sirens. so it was aimed at that segment. no one said that chaveirim is worthless or whatever. and even those tuna beigels are doing chessed. it was a harmless rip on them.

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To turn it into a positive something.

Sinas Chinom is NOT hating someone that didn't wrong you.
Only a psychopath would hate someone without a reason.

Sinas Chinom means ignoring a fellow persons pain.

So the story of kamtse and bar kamtse, people mistakenly think that the main problem was the kicking-out part, but it isn't correct, as we do not know what the reason was for the fight between the two.
The problem were the chachomim sitting there, and not intervening.
I wish that were true. But unfortunately I couldn't disagree with you more, people hate people that are not like them - for no reason, if you were right the world would be a great place. Sinas Chinam = Free Hate, which the most pashut meaning is hate for nothing.
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Harav Mordechai Druk Zatzal from Yerushalaim once spoke about how it's hard to have Sinah that is Chinam - for no reason. If it's because I don't like a particular thing about you - that's not Chinam!

He said a pshat that I don't remember, and then he said a 2nd cute/funny pshat that of course I remember!

Very often Ballei Battim resent Talmidei Chachamim/Chasuvah people. They often end up feeling inadequate in their presence and internally it may bother them that they're not as learned.  Such a sinah would not be Chinam - as crooked as it is, it's for a particular reason. However, sometime there's a person with a long beard and huge peyos, a frock, he shuckles Shmoneh Esrei for longer than everyone else, and appears to be a big talmid chochom - but in reality is a faker and trying to portray himself as someone he's not.

When the Baal Habos sees him and has Sinah toward him - it's Sinaas Chinam - because he's really not a talmid chochom!!!!
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