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Only Smart People Will Get This: 2+2= Fish, 3+3= Eight, 7+7= Triangle, 4+4 = Arrow, 8+8 = Butterfly.
Not too hard, got it in 2 seconds. Not trying to say I'm smart, just saying that it's not so complicated.

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Ya I know I just copy/pasted the text I just thought it was kool
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Not true.
I'm smart and I didn't get it.
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Not true.
I'm smart and I didn't get it.

Well I'm not smart and I got it  ;)

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Well I'm not smart and I got it  ;)
+1 LOL

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Hint:
nothing to do with math . ;)

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im smart and i got it

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Only Smart People Will Get This: 2+2= Fish, 3+3= Eight, 7+7= Triangle, 4+4 = Arrow, 8+8 = Butterfly.

Cute
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Hint:
nothing to do with math . ;)
don't even try to explain it to meshug :P
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Finally, got it!!!!
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don't even try to explain it to meshug :P
reminds me of a joke.
a guy is driving and gets a flat tire. he pulls over in front of an insane asylum to change the tire. he takes off the lug nuts, removes the tire, and puts on the new one. as hes about to put the lug nuts back on he accidentally drops them into a storm drain. hes sitting there wondering what to do when an inmate shouts from a window of the asylum, "take one lug nut from each of the other 3 tires and that will get you to the mechanic". he does that and yells back "if you are so smart why are you in there". the guy answered "i may be crazy/meshuga but that doesnt mean im stupid".

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Finally, got it!!!!
Doesn't make you smart.
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reminds me of a joke.
a guy is driving and gets a flat tire. he pulls over in front of an insane asylum to change the tire. he takes off the lug nuts, removes the tire, and puts on the new one. as hes about to put the lug nuts back on he accidentally drops them into a storm drain. hes sitting there wondering what to do when an inmate shouts from a window of the asylum, "take one lug nut from each of the other 3 tires and that will get you to the mechanic". he does that and yells back "if you are so smart why are you in there". the guy answered "i may be crazy/meshuga but that doesnt mean im stupid".
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 Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't done yet :)
But I'm still proud to be from clev!

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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't done yet :)
Its the toaster thats the problem, the flush is ok
״וזה כלל גדול: שישנא אדם כל דבר שקר. וכל מה שיוסיף שנאה לדרכי השקר יוסיף אהבה לתורה.״ - אורחות צדיקים

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reminds me of a joke.
a guy is driving and gets a flat tire. he pulls over in front of an insane asylum to change the tire. he takes off the lug nuts, removes the tire, and puts on the new one. as hes about to put the lug nuts back on he accidentally drops them into a storm drain. hes sitting there wondering what to do when an inmate shouts from a window of the asylum, "take one lug nut from each of the other 3 tires and that will get you to the mechanic". he does that and yells back "if you are so smart why are you in there". the guy answered "i may be crazy/meshuga but that doesnt mean im stupid".
Theres actually a story about a meshugener who wanted to meet the Rebbe RaSha"B, and when the Gabbay wouldn't allow him he snuck into the Rebbes waggon during his daily trip, when the Chassidim asked him how dare he he answered "משוגע משוגע אבער שכל דארף מען האבן" (I guess loosely translated "You may be crazy but you still have to use your head")

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Its the toaster thats the problem, the flush is ok
Huh?

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Theres actually a story about a meshugener who wanted to meet the Rebbe RaSha"B, and when the Gabbay wouldn't allow him he snuck into the Rebbes waggon during his daily trip, when the Chassidim asked him how dare he he answered "משוגע משוגע אבער שכל דארף מען האבן" (I guess loosely translated "You may be crazy but you still have to use your head")

I don't exactly get it.

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Huh?
he's saying that when the automatic toilet flushes b4 ur done its fine but when the toaster pops out the bread b4 its done its like excuse me but I'm not done yet get back in there
But I'm still proud to be from clev!

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he's saying that when the automatic toilet flushes b4 ur done its fine but when the toaster pops out the bread b4 its done its like excuse me but I'm not done yet get back in there

Ah. Thanks. :)