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Offline YOSEF

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Only Smart People Will Get This: 2+2= Fish, 3+3= Eight, 7+7= Triangle, 4+4 = Arrow, 8+8 = Butterfly.
Not a joke.
In addition, smart and visual comprehension/twisting things around in your head, are two different things.
Besides for the fact that it isn't true.
3+3=would make the 3s overlap as much as possible, whereas the 7s and 8s wouldn't overlap at all, and the 4s and 2s would overlap partially. Also, the 4, once turned around, would need to cross over the other 4, which the other numbers don't need to do.
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Wow! impressive! you got 60% of your Aveiros onto 1 chicken?

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This is almost a true story:

3 guys sitting on a plane to IAH. Two big Texans and a small Jew with hunched shoulders in between them...

First guy says, 'howdy, my name is ivan johns, I have me 5000 acres, me 5000 livestock, they call me big johns'. Other guy says, Jack Dong, have me 5000 acres, me 5000 cows, they call me big dong.

They turn to the jew, nu, what do u have? 5 acres... So they say '5 acres????!!! what do they call your place?'

'Downtown Houston'
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I just test drove the new Jewish auto. Not only does it stop on a dime but it picks it up also.  :P
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I just test drove the new Jewish auto. Not only does it stop on a dime but it picks it up also.  :P
I hope you converted before making that joke ;)
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I hope you converted before making that joke ;)
Thats another joke but I won't go there.  :)
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Thats another joke but I won't go there.  :)

I actually liked that one, if ikwym.
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@TURXJOKES: It seems New York has two minor league teams...
The Mets in the regular season and the Yankees in the postseason...
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Overheard in Lakewoods' fourcorners bagel store: "The shidduch crisis is Obama's fault, I'm telling you! I spoke to someone who really knows for sure!"
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sprint is way ahead of all phone carriers- their service is already down!

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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
Which makes we wonder if the Hamodia/Yated will be able to print pictures of the storm...

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SANDY go run-4-president. U-did-A-better job than all of them with boosting the economy.shelves are empty!

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They say Sandy will be the biggest disaster the US has seen since Nov '08 when Obama was elected..

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Since Sandy can possibly knock out cell phone service for several days, it is advised to send out all your silly jokes now.
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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)

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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!