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sprint is way ahead of all phone carriers- their service is already down!

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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
Which makes we wonder if the Hamodia/Yated will be able to print pictures of the storm...

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SANDY go run-4-president. U-did-A-better job than all of them with boosting the economy.shelves are empty!

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They say Sandy will be the biggest disaster the US has seen since Nov '08 when Obama was elected..
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Since Sandy can possibly knock out cell phone service for several days, it is advised to send out all your silly jokes now.
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NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)

ROFLMAO! ;d

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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!

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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
;D  ALOL ;D
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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
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@TURXJOKES: I think the reason we're experiencing so much rain across the US is because Amshinov just started saying "Maashiv HaRuach Umorid HaGeshem."
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