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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
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I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
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@TURXJOKES: I think the reason we're experiencing so much rain across the US is because Amshinov just started saying "Maashiv HaRuach Umorid HaGeshem."
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FWD: The only blackout i want is Obama
Great line!  Already used it a few times :D

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recently there's a trend, by cool, Yiddish-speaking tweetrs to tweet in Yiddish, using Hebrew characters instead of English.
a funny one I saw was a tweet ending in .ל.א.ל meaning LOL

LOL ;D
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 10:17:00 PM by creditor »
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RT @chrisrock: Been on a gas line for 3 hours if I don't get to the front soon I'm gonna have to pee in Bottle .
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You guys call this a storm?!?! Where I come from we go tanning in this weather!!  :-P
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Being British is about driving a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign. Oh and... only in Britain... can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front. We might be british but heck we're funny!

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Being British is about driving a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign. Oh and... only in Britain... can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front. We might be british but heck we're funny!

You know that every one of those lines was originally said about America, and then was ripped off by Britain, right?

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You know that every one of those lines was originally said about America, and then was ripped off by Britain, right?

Well, if it's like you say, then the British can add the fact that they go around saying American jokes.  ;D

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Obama supporters are like Xmas lights.. Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't very bright..

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Obama supporters are like Xmas lights.. Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't very bright..
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"CNN projected Romney will win New York, but then they realized they were using Apple Maps."
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"CNN projected Romney will win New York, but then they realized they were using Apple Maps."
LOL!! I have so much nachas from the one who thought of this joke! the one who told it as well ;D
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According to poll data, President Obama's victory on Tuesday was due largely to his popularity with both college students and the unemployed.
So basically Obama became president the same way Budweiser became the King of Beers.

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