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Google Translate could not make any sense of it.
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People who waited in the freezing cold in Times Square last night for the eagerly anticipated new year 2013 were very disappointed to learn that it was in fact only the 2012S

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People who waited in the freezing cold in Times Square last night for the eagerly anticipated new year 2013 were very disappointed to learn that it was in fact only the 2012S
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People who waited in the freezing cold in Times Square last night for the eagerly anticipated new year 2013 were very disappointed to learn that it was in fact only the 2012S
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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was
because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million
unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
 
 
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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People who waited in the freezing cold in Times Square last night for the eagerly anticipated new year 2013 were very disappointed to learn that it was in fact only the 2012S
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The first family?
he already said the unemployed in public housing.
but he is not including all the gov. workers plus union contractors working for them
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A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this f*cking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......


"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR F*CKING BADGE!"

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