he's saying that when the automatic toilet flushes b4 ur done its fine but when the toaster pops out the bread b4 its done its like excuse me but I'm not done yet get back in there
An "alter" yeshiva bachur:אחת שאלתי מאת ה' !!! אותה אבקש! ואם לא .שבתי בבית השם כל ימי חיי
1,000,000 people attended President Obama's inauguration. Only 13 missed work.
A man walked into a flower shop. "I'd like some flowers, please.""Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?"He shrugged. "Well, uh, I'm not sure, ah, I uh..."The clerk interrupted. "Maybe I can help... what exactly did you do wrong?"
The best ad of the Super Bowl? The 30 minute ad for modernizing our nation's power grid.
Why do women have small feet?So they can stand closer to the sink.
Israelis are faced multiple times a day with a critical decision, "Chatzi meichal" or "Meichal malei".