i got caught peeing in the pool today the lifeguard screamed so loud .......i almost fell in.
Why do banks have their doors widely open, but chain the pen to the desk?
Simple: people are less likely to steal a door. And even if yes, it's "chained" via the hinges.
AROFL!!!
Get up, you're getting your clothes dirty.
"A man in Florida has been charged with murder after he butt-dialed 911.The operator hears him plan the whole murder.Police say he might've gotten away it if ya' know-if he had T-Mobile."-Leno
Wow. How many people old enough to remember who that is?
"Before you marry a person, you should make them use a computer with really slow internet to see who they really are.