Author Topic: Jokes Master Thread (Read 718721 times)

george · « **Reply #1300 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:06:17 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 01:04:07 AM

That's not a joke, that's pretty serious...

That's exactly his point!

george · « **Reply #1301 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:07:22 AM »

Quote from: ilherman on April 10, 2014, 01:05:50 AM

Waiting for george..

Quote from: george on April 10, 2014, 01:05:42 AM

ALOL!
Very clever.

Gosh, you keep not seeing my posts!

srap · « **Reply #1302 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:08:37 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 12:59:49 AM

they are used for sticking important papers onto a bulletin board or wall

I thought no thread crossing. That belongs in Missing Link game!

Myccrabbi · « **Reply #1303 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:08:53 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 01:04:07 AM

That's not a joke, that's pretty serious...

I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing.

etech0 · « **Reply #1304 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:10:12 AM »

Quote from: ilherman on April 10, 2014, 01:05:50 AM

Waiting for george..

I have a better one http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5560

Just read through a little..

george · « **Reply #1305 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:10:30 AM »

Quote from: Myccrabbi on April 10, 2014, 01:08:53 AM

I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing.

I wonder what a person looks like when they are completely melted. Must be interesting.

etech0 · « **Reply #1306 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:12:15 AM »

Quote from: george on April 10, 2014, 01:10:30 AM

I wonder what a person looks like when they are completely melted. Must be interesting.

SERIOUS topic. I can't imagine the person in question would think it's funny. If their thinking mechanism was still working, that is

ilherman · « **Reply #1307 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:13:13 AM »

Quote from: Myccrabbi on April 10, 2014, 01:08:53 AM

I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing.

Honestly, I don't know why I find it so funny, but I am still rolling from reading your post

etech0 · « **Reply #1308 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:13:39 AM »

Quote from: ilherman on April 10, 2014, 01:13:13 AM

Honestly, I don't know why I find it so funny, but I am still rolling from reading your post

+1

"Corduroy pillow are making headlines"

george · « **Reply #1309 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:14:45 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 01:12:15 AM

SERIOUS topic. I can't imagine the person in question would think it's funny. If their thinking mechanism was still working, that is

He said the reason he melted was from laughing. Obviously he was finding it funny.

Quote from: Myccrabbi on April 10, 2014, 01:08:53 AM

I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing.

etech0 · « **Reply #1310 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:15:16 AM »

Quote from: george on April 10, 2014, 01:14:45 AM

He said the reason he melted was from laughing. Obviously he was finding it funny.

Yes, but what happened once he noticed that he was melting/melted?

george · « **Reply #1311 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:16:02 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 01:15:16 AM

Yes, but what happened once he noticed that he was melting/melted?

Nothing. I think he's still melted now. He's fine.

george · « **Reply #1312 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:16:24 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 10, 2014, 01:13:39 AM

"Corduroy pillow are making headlines"

ALOL

etech0 · « **Reply #1313 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:20:23 AM »

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It’s the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them

Myccrabbi · « **Reply #1314 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:52:13 AM »

Quote from: george on April 10, 2014, 01:16:02 AM

Nothing. I think he's still melted now. He's fine.

I'm not sure what u meant by this post, but as the famous poet stewie Griffin once said:what the hell man?

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1315 on:** April 10, 2014, 07:38:32 AM »

Wow some people were tired last night..

chaimmayer · « **Reply #1316 on:** April 10, 2014, 08:11:07 AM »

If a whole side discussion in the funny pictures thread can become a new thread about the ani maamin foundation then I think this needs to become a new thread with some great title like "is this a joking matter"

george · « **Reply #1317 on:** April 10, 2014, 08:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 10, 2014, 07:38:32 AM

Wow some people were tired last night..

+100

ilherman · « **Reply #1318 on:** April 10, 2014, 09:56:00 AM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 10, 2014, 07:38:32 AM

Wow some people were tired last night..

We missed you

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1319 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:00:10 AM »

Quote from: ilherman on April 10, 2014, 09:56:00 AM

We missed you

Sorry, was busy doing my kitchen...

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