Two Polish pilots are landing a jet. They touch down and start applying brakes/flaps to slow the plane, but in a moment they are over the end of the pavement, crashing through the lights on the ground, burning up grass.... finally the plane comes to a stop.
The first pilot turns to the other and says, "Well that was scary. I've never seen such a short runway."
The second pilot nods knowingly and answers, "Sure was wide though, wasn't it?"