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wow! etech0! great poem! maybe you have more stuff you would like to share with the group? :D
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D
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I do hope he was joking..

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I do hope he was joking..
Didn't sound like that. If he'd be joking it wouldn't be a joke ;D

« Last Edit: September 03, 2014, 08:32:23 PM by Novo »
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D

Someone knows what they're talking about...

BTW, what IS the difference?
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Yikes.

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« Last Edit: September 03, 2014, 08:18:04 PM by Novo »
I try my best :-\
Quote from: Centro
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D
LOL
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You should stop by the next time you're in LA. What do you like about it? The new Start menu?
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I didn't really like windows 8, but I love Windows 8.1 (updated).
What changed?

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  I could buy the LA Clippers if I only get one dollar for every time this joke was mentioned on DDF.
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What changed?
Tons of things.
The start menu in the lower left, right-clicking on apps for all win-7 options etc.

Basically they brought back all features of win7 that were missing on win8, but still with the nice design and really fast boot.
Whoever says win8 is slow should please call a technician or a doctor.
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