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Awesome! Although I think you've been reading too much Dr. Suess recently...:P
If he was reading Dr Suess, he'd know that in the book he tries the green eggs and ham at the end and likes it.

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If he was reading Dr Suess, he'd know that in the book he tries the green eggs and ham at the end and likes it.
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If he was reading Dr Suess, he'd know that in the book he tries the green eggs and ham at the end and likes it.
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I wouldn't know, I haven't read that book since I was too young to know what ham is.

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I wouldn't know, I haven't read that book since I was too young to know what ham is.
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To be honest, I'm not sure if I even had the book as a kid, and even if I did I certainly don't remember that he ends up liking it in the end. But my 2.5 year old son was obsessed when someone bought the book for him, to the point where he can basically recite whole sections of the book verbatim despite not knowing how to read. Once I realized that the point at the end of the book was basically - try it and you might like it - I tried to use that on him and say eat your [insert meal we're trying to get him to eat] like in the book. Unfortunately that didn't work ;D

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That poem is AWESOME!! Now how do I forward it with an authors name?

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That poem is AWESOME!! Now how do I forward it with an authors name?
You can write that it's by etech0 on DDF...
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wow! etech0! great poem! maybe you have more stuff you would like to share with the group? :D
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D
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I do hope he was joking..

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I do hope he was joking..
Didn't sound like that. If he'd be joking it wouldn't be a joke ;D

« Last Edit: September 03, 2014, 08:32:23 PM by Novo »
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D

Someone knows what they're talking about...

BTW, what IS the difference?
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Yikes.

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« Last Edit: September 03, 2014, 08:18:04 PM by Novo »
I try my best :-\
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I believe this fits in this thread.

I'm on the phone now to downgrade a Sapphire Preferred to a Freedom.

The rep gave me two choices, I can get a Freedom Visa Signature or non Signature.

I played innocent and asked, what's the difference between those two?   

He answered, they're the same thing, just with the Signature card you'll have to sign when you'll make a purchase and the non Signature you won't have to sign :)

Ha ha :D
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