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Wrong thread, post here.
No I was joking...

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The words "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.
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Hate to break it to you but our government ALREADY spent billions on them....

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Hate to break it to you but our government ALREADY spent billions on them....
Sad indeed...

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My kids better bit be even x1 because than - I'm screwed

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A dyslexic, insomniac, philosopher sits up all night contemplating dog.
LOVE!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
Must have been trying to find the other side...
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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side, Bazinga!

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To get to the same side, Bazinga!

Not sure there is an anzwer. I think the chicken's mind exploded. But there are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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But there are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Good one! That should go in the best one-liner thread!
"I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned."
— Richard Feynman

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I heard that there are 10 types of people in the world. People who understand binary, and people who don't.
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I heard that there are 10 types of people in the world. People who understand binary, and people who don't.
That is the oldest one in the book
"I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned."
— Richard Feynman

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That is the oldest one in the book
And there are two rules to success:
1) Don't say everything you know.
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And there are two rules to success:
1) Don't say everything you know.
And there are 3 kinds of people, those who know how to count and those who don't.

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And there are 3 kinds of people, those who know how to count and those who don't.
Also, 5 out of every 4 people in the world have trouble with fractions.
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Also, 5 out of every 4 people in the world have trouble with fractions.
And 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot....

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And 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot....
I heard that it was 78.3%, no, 94.8%.
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