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How do you know when ashero logged onto ddf for the first time in the day?


If there is a new response on all the topics.

Lol

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Q: How do you know when Y. Dinovitzer logged onto ddf for the first time in the day?
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Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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@ Dan: A: when you feel that someone actually wants to be your* friend.

*(not you personally, but in general)

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@ Dan: A: when you feel that someone actually wants to be your* friend.

*(not you personally, but in general)
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A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn't sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man, "Will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?"

As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

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Three men suddenly die and go to heaven: Achmadinejad, Osama Bin Laden, and Netanyahu. G-d grants each of them ONE wish.
 
Bin Ladin says, "That's easy; get rid of all the Shiites."
 
Achmadinejad's wish was "Get rid of all the Sunnis!"
 
G-d then turns to Netanyahu and asks, "Nu, what is your wish?" "Well," he replies, "if he gets what he wants, and he gets what he wants....I'll just have a diet Coke."

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Defiantly the best series of pranks I have ever seen. Really the last three are the ones worth watching... so watch pranks 6, 7 and 8. you see a fake marriage proposal at a Yankees game, someone convinced they made a $500,000 shot, and finally the original guy convinced his  parachute doesn't work while skydiving.

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Defiantly the best series of pranks I have ever seen. Really the last three are the ones worth watching... so watch pranks 6, 7 and 8. you see a fake marriage proposal at a Yankees game, someone convinced they made a $500,000 shot, and finally the original guy convinced his  parachute doesn't work while skydiving.

 http://www.collegehumor.com/prankwar

The Yankee one was posted here before, very funny though.

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Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup? Not every one can mash potatoes.

lol you totally screwed up the joke.

it makes no sense the way you wrote it. the punchline is anyone can mash potatoes.

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lol you totally screwed up the joke.

it makes no sense the way you wrote it. the punchline is anyone can mash potatoes.

HAHA +100. This reminds me of the famous parable when the naked king walks around in his new "beautiful" garb, and it takes one kid to say that he is actually naked. No one wants to admit they did not understand a joke...
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HAHA +100. This reminds me of the famous parable when the naked king walks around in his new "beautiful" garb, and it takes one kid to say that he is actually naked. No one wants to admit they did not understand a joke...

haha, good analogy.  i should have pretended to ask for an explanation of the joke and seen if anyone tried to "explain" it to me instead of posting the correct punchline immediately.