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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1148534 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28530 on: October 08, 2019, 08:38:19 AM »
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Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28531 on: October 08, 2019, 09:00:27 AM »
Maybe, but could any other R have gotten elected?
A better question is which R would not have beat HRC. Low energy JB would have beat her.  :)
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28532 on: October 08, 2019, 10:51:38 AM »
Rubio would've crushed Hillary.
Maybe. It is all speculation either way. He couldn't gain enough traction to get close to Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28533 on: October 08, 2019, 01:04:48 PM »
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28534 on: October 09, 2019, 02:34:38 AM »
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I guess local officials in Chicago are to corrupt or incompetent.... or both

I think you're right on that one.

Of course they all go to politics just to make money on it, but Chicago government is one of the most corruptible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28535 on: October 09, 2019, 02:38:36 AM »
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I guess local officials in Chicago are to corrupt or incompetent.... or both

Someday what really surprises me is the Chicago news like these (here: https://chicagomorningstar.com/study-reveals-30-sq-ft-increase-in-chicago-office-renovation-in-past-decade), which says that study reveals 30% sq. ft. increase in Chicago office renovation in past decade. It's been focused on the Chicago workplace design over the whole past decade, and that's why they can say it out loud on the news or media.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28536 on: October 09, 2019, 04:11:19 PM »
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28541 on: October 11, 2019, 05:12:04 PM »
Israel better keep bowing to the king or they will be next. Not a peep out of the leadership. I wonder why, NOT!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israelis-see-trumps-syria-pullout-as-a-betrayal-that-could-help-unravel-the-region/ar-AAID60z?li=BBnb7Kz
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.