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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #105 on: February 19, 2015, 02:59:54 PM »
Actually, whose idea was it to have Purim - food, food, nosh, food - right before Pesach?
And whose idea was it to have 4 teachers PER KID !!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #106 on: February 19, 2015, 03:01:39 PM »
And whose idea was it to have 4 teachers PER KID !!!
4 if you're lucky
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #107 on: February 19, 2015, 03:06:14 PM »
No, not even on Shabbos. And no mishebeirachs in between aliyas either. They are not necessary. And even for cholim, send in the name to the gabai before shabbos.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #108 on: February 19, 2015, 03:24:22 PM »
And whose idea was it to have 4 teachers PER KID !!!
The Catholics?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #109 on: February 19, 2015, 03:26:34 PM »
The Catholics?
I got worried when I received a notification that CM replied to this thread. Now he's going OTD too?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #110 on: February 19, 2015, 03:36:03 PM »
Just gonna throw this out there: It is only permissible to mention cholim that you might not be able to daven for after Shabbos.
PSA I do realize this may be contrary to what most shuls do but nonetheless it is the Halacha (at least according to every rabbi I asked...)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #111 on: February 19, 2015, 03:36:44 PM »
Just gonna throw this out there: It is only permissible to mention cholim that you might not be able to daven for after Shabbos.
PSA I do realize this may be contrary to what most shuls do but nonetheless it is the Halacha (at least according to every rabbi I asked...)
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thats why we throw in shabbos hi milizok
if its cholim mesukanim that may not last, you dont need SHM

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #112 on: February 19, 2015, 03:38:42 PM »
no
thats why we throw in shabbos hi milizok
if its cholim mesukanim that may not last, you dont need SHM
that's like saying "nisht oif Shabbos geredt"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #113 on: February 19, 2015, 03:42:43 PM »
Just gonna throw this out there: It is only permissible to mention cholim that you might not be able to daven for after Shabbos.
PSA I do realize this may be contrary to what most shuls do but nonetheless it is the Halacha (at least according to every rabbi I asked...)
According to my Rav the whole thing is problematic and shouldn't ever be done. The reason why it's not stopped is because it's been the minhag for so long.
that's like saying "nisht oif Shabbos geredt"
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #114 on: February 19, 2015, 03:44:10 PM »
According to my Rav the whole thing is problematic and shouldn't ever be done. The reason why it's not stopped is because it's been the minhag for so long.
I'm not so sure how long this minhag has been going on as I'm sure it started with cholim msukanim

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #115 on: February 19, 2015, 06:14:34 PM »
I got worried when I received a notification that CM replied to this thread. Now he's going OTD too?
He's already gone.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #116 on: February 19, 2015, 06:36:08 PM »
DDMS and/or DDFB commenters.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #117 on: February 19, 2015, 06:50:37 PM »
DDMS and/or DDFB commenters.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #118 on: February 19, 2015, 06:52:36 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #119 on: February 19, 2015, 06:54:59 PM »
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