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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #150 on: March 05, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »


Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
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Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2015, 10:10:51 AM »
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What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #152 on: March 05, 2015, 10:34:15 AM »
What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #153 on: March 05, 2015, 10:43:42 AM »
Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #154 on: March 05, 2015, 10:45:00 AM »
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #155 on: March 05, 2015, 10:46:24 AM »
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...
when you're a kid, there's not enough hamans; when you're an adult, there's too many.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2015, 10:53:41 AM »
when you're a kid, there's not enough hamans; when you're an adult, there's too many.
The problem is not that there are too many, it's that they are spaced so unevenly...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2015, 10:59:45 AM »
What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(
Looks like he got in on the craze and is doing the Frozen theme as well :D
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2015, 11:11:49 AM »
Looks like he got in on the craze and is doing the Frozen theme as well :D
I thought the theme was #TheDress?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2015, 11:12:50 AM »
I thought the theme was #TheDress?
Depends how old you are I guess...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #160 on: March 05, 2015, 11:14:51 AM »
when you're a kid, there's not enough hamans; when you're an adult, there's too many.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #161 on: March 05, 2015, 12:11:16 PM »
A shliach delaying Megillah at night over an over for a speech.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #162 on: March 05, 2015, 09:27:13 PM »
A shliach delaying Megillah at night over an over for a speech.
My dear, sweet jj1000, I don't now where you davened last night (and now I don't want to know) but may I suggest that maybe you were davening in a place where they were having more of an "instructional" type service for people who are not so comfortable with bog boy services. Maybe you need a venue that is more suited to you.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #163 on: March 05, 2015, 11:58:25 PM »
Looks like he got in on the craze and is doing the Frozen theme as well :D
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2015, 12:13:51 AM »
that's like saying "nisht oif Shabbos geredt"
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