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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #165 on: March 06, 2015, 08:44:29 AM »
My dear, sweet jj1000, I don't now where you davened last night (and now I don't want to know) but may I suggest that maybe you were davening in a place where they were having more of an "instructional" type service for people who are not so comfortable with bog boy services. Maybe you need a venue that is more suited to you.
What if the speech had nothing to do with Purim and possibly not even to do with Judaism? ( Wasn't the shliach talking.)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #166 on: March 06, 2015, 03:11:15 PM »
What if the speech had nothing to do with Purim and possibly not even to do with Judaism? ( Wasn't the shliach talking.)
Now i am extremely curious.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #167 on: March 06, 2015, 05:11:47 PM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!

Lol. A guy tried to stop the chazzan in my minyan to say it. He was thankfully overruled.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #168 on: March 08, 2015, 01:44:51 AM »
Getting wacked in the face by a guy putting on a talis.
+2. Happened twice to me this shabbos. I guess thats what happens when your a guest in a shul and sit on one of those chairs that line the back wall!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #169 on: March 08, 2015, 03:06:40 AM »
i didn't read through all th replies so forgive any doubles!

macaroons on pesach

the song vayazor veyagain

the guy who came at the end of mincha and starts shemona esrai right in the middle of the aisle

remembering you didn't daven maariv after falling into to bed at 2AM

getting a pasul sefer torah on simchas torah

shalashudis- 'nuff said

not napping 2nd day rosh hashana

it goes on and on...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #170 on: March 08, 2015, 09:13:03 AM »


i didn't read through all th replies so forgive any doubles!

macaroons on pesach

the song vayazor veyagain

the guy who came at the end of mincha and starts shemona esrai right in the middle of the aisle

remembering you didn't daven maariv after falling into to bed at 2AM

getting a pasul sefer torah on simchas torah

shalashudis- 'nuff said

not napping 2nd day rosh hashana

it goes on and on...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #171 on: March 08, 2015, 09:39:07 AM »
i didn't read through all th replies so forgive any doubles!

macaroons on pesach

the song vayazor veyagain

the guy who came at the end of mincha and starts shemona esrai right in the middle of the aisle

remembering you didn't daven maariv after falling into to bed at 2AM

getting a pasul sefer torah on simchas torah

shalashudis- 'nuff said

not napping 2nd day rosh hashana

it goes on and on...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #172 on: March 08, 2015, 10:19:06 PM »
  • Cost and pain of making Yomtov, especially Pesach.
  • Cost of sending children to Yeshiva.
  • Not being able to wear gloves on Shabbos in the winter. (According to some authorities.)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #173 on: March 08, 2015, 11:28:47 PM »
-A minyan on an airplane

-Hamotzie rolls
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #174 on: March 08, 2015, 11:32:41 PM »



-Hamotzie rolls
Are there any other kind?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #175 on: March 08, 2015, 11:40:03 PM »
-A minyan on an airplane

-Hamotzie rolls
Hamotzi rolls on an airplane,..
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #176 on: March 08, 2015, 11:44:12 PM »
Let alone airplane, why in the world did God created hamotzie rolls in first place?

That's beyond me
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #177 on: March 08, 2015, 11:49:47 PM »
Why is it that frum people have this irrational fear of Bentching? It ranks second only to the fear of being Fleishig...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #178 on: March 08, 2015, 11:51:02 PM »
LOL

You have a point...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #179 on: March 08, 2015, 11:52:44 PM »
Why is it that frum people have this irrational fear of Bentching? It ranks second only to the fear of being Fleishig...
+1  Totally fits my house.  Some flaw in my parenting, I assume.