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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #380 on: March 23, 2015, 11:02:18 PM »
Mentioned upthread
Iirc the post upthread was talking about rabbi speaking  in general at Fri night minyan. I am referring specifically to speaking at the early minyan thereby making it pointless ( for most people, other than the real tzadukim) in making early shabbos.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #381 on: March 23, 2015, 11:34:15 PM »
That's absolutely crazy. You should have walked out and so should have anybody there wife a wife and kids waiting for them at home.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #382 on: March 24, 2015, 06:06:22 PM »
"Pesach Specials" for $58 at the car wash- and the regular $15 wash is "unavailable".

Also known as price gouging, but who's keeping track anyway?!?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #383 on: March 26, 2015, 03:11:39 AM »
"Pesach Specials" for $58 at the car wash- and the regular $15 wash is "unavailable".

Also known as price gouging, but who's keeping track anyway?!?
There aren't any bochurim doing it in the area?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #384 on: March 26, 2015, 12:09:52 PM »

"Pesach Specials" for $58 at the car wash- and the regular $15 wash is "unavailable".

Also known as price gouging, but who's keeping track anyway?!?

What if you're not Jewish?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #385 on: March 26, 2015, 12:12:38 PM »
What if you're not Jewish?
Then you wait a week and prices go back to normal.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #386 on: March 26, 2015, 06:38:20 PM »
When it comes to the din of cholov akum, you're right, there is no discussion to be had.
The discussion is more about the culture of cholov akum.
I much prefer cholov parah
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #387 on: March 26, 2015, 07:13:24 PM »
Three day Yomtovs. That is all.


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #388 on: March 26, 2015, 07:33:34 PM »
I much prefer cholov parah

That would be chaleiv parah, like "chaleiv imo."

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #389 on: March 26, 2015, 07:37:55 PM »


That would be chaleiv akum, like "chaleiv imo."
FTFY

I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #390 on: March 26, 2015, 07:43:22 PM »
That would be chaleiv parah, like "chaleiv imo."
If you're going to go all Dikduk on us then I'll tell you that technically it should also be Chaleiv Akum and Chaleiv Yisroel...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #391 on: March 26, 2015, 07:44:35 PM »
If you're going to go all Dikduk on us then I'll tell you that technically it should also be Chaleiv Akum and Chaleiv Yisroel...
Why? Should yeshiva bochur be yeshivas bochur?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #392 on: March 26, 2015, 07:48:54 PM »
Why? Should yeshiva bochur be yeshivas bochur?
Yeshiva Bachur is Yiddish, In Hebrew it's Bachur Yeshivah.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #393 on: March 26, 2015, 08:59:29 PM »
Dikduk !

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #394 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:01 PM »
Dikduk !
You're adding that to the list?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #395 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:56 PM »

You're adding that to the list?
yes

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #396 on: March 26, 2015, 09:14:26 PM »
yes
No need, I know plenty of people On The Derech who are clueless when it comes to Dikduk...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #397 on: March 26, 2015, 09:33:50 PM »
No need, I know plenty of people On The Derech who are clueless when it comes to Dikduk...
Now I'm confused! Is OTD, on the derech?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #398 on: March 26, 2015, 10:01:08 PM »
Now I'm confused! Is OTD, on the derech?
Usually it means Off. That's why in this case he spelled it out, so you'd know that he meant On.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #399 on: March 27, 2015, 10:25:32 AM »
Three day Yomtovs. That is all.

Funny you say that now that Pesach doesn't even have Shabbbos Chol Hamoed...

Dikduk !

+1, M'lrah and m'le'eyl are enough to derail me, not just OTD, but off my rocker too...