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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #580 on: May 03, 2015, 09:13:17 AM »
Hearing "Down Under", by Men At Work, for the first time.
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #581 on: May 03, 2015, 11:16:20 AM »
Hearing "Down Under", by Men At Work, for the first time.
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #582 on: May 03, 2015, 11:19:02 AM »
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?

Asher bara. There is a whole thread on this.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #583 on: May 03, 2015, 11:25:34 AM »
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #584 on: May 03, 2015, 11:32:40 AM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #585 on: May 03, 2015, 11:35:45 AM »
Asher bara. There is a whole thread on this.
Thanks

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #586 on: May 07, 2015, 01:16:16 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #587 on: May 07, 2015, 01:19:04 PM »

Now if there was a woman there, now THAT would be a reason to go OTD... :P

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #588 on: May 07, 2015, 01:20:58 PM »
Now if there was a woman there, now THAT would be a reason to go OTD... :P
What's the pic? Some rebbesher entourage in a helicopter? Why do I care? (Honestly asking.)

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Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #589 on: May 07, 2015, 01:28:36 PM »
What's the pic? Some rebbesher entourage in a helicopter? Why do I care? (Honestly asking.)
Toldos Avraham Yitzchak Rebbe flying in class to Meiron.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #590 on: May 07, 2015, 01:31:58 PM »
What's the pic? Some rebbesher entourage in a helicopter? Why do I care? (Honestly asking.)
If you dont care who would you comment?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #591 on: May 07, 2015, 01:33:19 PM »
If you dont care who would you comment?
LOLOL

You should put that as your signature.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #592 on: May 07, 2015, 01:33:45 PM »
If you dont care who would you comment?
Unintelligible syntax.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #593 on: May 07, 2015, 01:37:40 PM »
LOLOL

You should put that as your signature.
Never mind. I will.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #594 on: May 07, 2015, 01:41:25 PM »
Never mind. I will.

Why did you redact it? It's "who would you comment"?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #595 on: May 07, 2015, 01:57:49 PM »
Why did you redact it? It's "who would you comment"?
Dude, you never made a typo??
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #596 on: May 07, 2015, 02:07:31 PM »
Dude, you never made a typo??
Sure, I have. But why do you assume you know what the typo was? Maybe he meant to write "then who are you to comment?"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #597 on: May 07, 2015, 02:16:14 PM »
Sure, I have. But why do you assume you know what the typo was? Maybe he meant to write "then who are you to comment?"
Occam's Razor

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #598 on: May 07, 2015, 02:29:11 PM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #599 on: May 07, 2015, 02:37:10 PM »
Occam's Razor
Beautiful

Quote
In the philosophy of religion, Occam's Razor is sometimes applied to the existence of God. William of Ockham himself was a Christian. He believed in God, and in the authority of Scripture; he writes that "nothing ought to be posited without a reason given, unless it is self-evident (literally, known through itself) or known by experience or proved by the authority of Sacred Scripture."[51] Ockham believed that an explanation has no sufficient basis in reality when it does not harmonize with reason, experience, or the Bible. However, unlike many theologians of his time, Ockham did not believe God could be logically proven with arguments. To Ockham, science was a matter of discovery, but theology was a matter of revelation and faith. He states: "only faith gives us access to theological truths. The ways of God are not open to reason, for God has freely chosen to create a world and establish a way of salvation within it apart from any necessary laws that human logic or rationality can uncover."
If you don't care why would you comment?
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