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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #600 on: May 07, 2015, 02:45:05 PM »
Beautiful
Lol, I was just using it to show that it was more likely that 'why' was changed to 'who' than it was that 'are' was changed to 'would'.

But I guess this is a theological sort of thread, so your selected quote is apropos as well.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #601 on: May 07, 2015, 02:45:56 PM »
Lol. I know. Was just saying.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #602 on: May 07, 2015, 03:03:50 PM »
To make a few bucks on ebay?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #603 on: May 07, 2015, 03:39:09 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #604 on: May 07, 2015, 03:40:52 PM »
OK Back OT.

My reason for going OTD would have to be being forced to eat the egg from my Areinfirenish...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #605 on: May 07, 2015, 03:41:37 PM »
OK Back OT.

My reason for going OTD would have to be being forced to eat the egg from my Areinfirenish...
Bastards!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #606 on: May 07, 2015, 05:28:11 PM »
OK Back OT.

My reason for going OTD would have to be being forced to eat the egg from my Areinfirenish...
Was it colored?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #607 on: May 07, 2015, 06:10:02 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #608 on: May 18, 2015, 03:52:52 PM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #610 on: May 18, 2015, 04:57:14 PM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #611 on: May 18, 2015, 04:57:50 PM »
ברוך שכיוונתי לדעת גדולים... :P
Hey, I clearly said I was not an expert!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #612 on: May 18, 2015, 05:07:13 PM »
I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #613 on: May 18, 2015, 05:11:07 PM »
That's what neighbors i had, (או לרשע או לשכנו).
What?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #614 on: May 18, 2015, 07:02:36 PM »
:-)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #615 on: May 18, 2015, 07:56:20 PM »
I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #616 on: May 18, 2015, 08:00:09 PM »
Why Teens Go Off the Derech
http://daniel-granovetter.weebly.com/why-teens-go-off-the-derech.html
Wow! Although I had a really hard time agreeing with everyone on the Lakewood shabbos thread, I actually agree and feel the same as your link!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #617 on: May 18, 2015, 08:17:29 PM »
Partially true
your car warranty is about to expire!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #618 on: May 20, 2015, 11:40:03 PM »
The selfish guys that practice krias Hatorah in the bais medrish really loud, especially when there's a chader shaini they can do it in.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #619 on: May 20, 2015, 11:58:41 PM »
The selfish guys that practice krias Hatorah in the bais medrish really loud, especially when there's a chader shaini they can do it in.
+1
Yagdil Torah...
(though really they usually don't realise how loud they're getting, you can always remind them 😉)