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1) shabbos price glitches
2) Shabbos tissues in shul Johns
3) Long slow chazaras hashatzes.
4) That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!
5) The guy who sings Ma Ashuv by Hallel
6) When the school told me my daughter is not accepted until my phone is filtered with their own filter which costs $40 installation + $12.99 monthly service fee EACH month
7) Tying my right shoe before my left
7+1) Kiddush levana after Motzoi Yom Kippur maariv
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11) Getting wacked in the face by a guy putting on a talis
12) My rabbi told me water guns are for goyim so I became a goyim.
13) Friday night speech
14) Cholov Aku"m
15) The way girls not-so-subtly preen for the boys.
16) The way boys not-so-subtly preen for the girls.
17) Shacharis with a minyan @6:30am in 10 degree weather
18) Barack Obama's insanity
19) I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו
20) macaroons on pesach
21) yom kippur koton
22) 6 hours between meat and milk

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #615 on: May 18, 2015, 07:56:20 PM »
I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #616 on: May 18, 2015, 08:00:09 PM »
Why Teens Go Off the Derech
http://daniel-granovetter.weebly.com/why-teens-go-off-the-derech.html
Wow! Although I had a really hard time agreeing with everyone on the Lakewood shabbos thread, I actually agree and feel the same as your link!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #617 on: May 18, 2015, 08:17:29 PM »
Partially true
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #618 on: May 20, 2015, 11:40:03 PM »
The selfish guys that practice krias Hatorah in the bais medrish really loud, especially when there's a chader shaini they can do it in.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #619 on: May 20, 2015, 11:58:41 PM »
The selfish guys that practice krias Hatorah in the bais medrish really loud, especially when there's a chader shaini they can do it in.
+1
Yagdil Torah...
(though really they usually don't realise how loud they're getting, you can always remind them 😉)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #620 on: May 21, 2015, 12:04:42 AM »
+1
Yagdil Torah...
(though really they usually don't realise how loud they're getting, you can always remind them 😉)
Magnets and Israeli's in yagdil Torah is another to go OTD I wish that place would just charge membership to keep em out.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #621 on: May 21, 2015, 12:08:03 AM »
Such naive comments
Yes-mocking a peaceful chillul shabbos protest is disgusting.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #622 on: June 07, 2015, 03:54:35 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #623 on: June 07, 2015, 03:59:05 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(
How do u know they are frum? Only frum people like free gas?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #624 on: June 07, 2015, 04:23:13 PM »
How do u know they are frum? Only frum people like free gas?
Only frum people know about free gas, and know how to scale it.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #625 on: June 07, 2015, 04:27:46 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(
Wow!
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #626 on: June 07, 2015, 04:30:33 PM »
Wow!
According to my math, that's only 54 fillups. The guys that sell in Lakewood do that in a few nights.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #627 on: June 07, 2015, 04:52:11 PM »
That droplet of egg yolk that gets in your beard when you're eating a sunny side up (or other runny egg) and then hardens to make you look like a hobo.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #628 on: June 07, 2015, 05:19:06 PM »
That droplet of egg yolk that gets in your beard when you're eating a sunny side up (or other runny egg) and then hardens to make you look like a hobo.
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #629 on: June 07, 2015, 05:27:38 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.