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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #620 on: May 21, 2015, 12:04:42 AM »
+1
Yagdil Torah...
(though really they usually don't realise how loud they're getting, you can always remind them 😉)
Magnets and Israeli's in yagdil Torah is another to go OTD I wish that place would just charge membership to keep em out.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #621 on: May 21, 2015, 12:08:03 AM »
Such naive comments
Yes-mocking a peaceful chillul shabbos protest is disgusting.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #622 on: June 07, 2015, 03:54:35 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #623 on: June 07, 2015, 03:59:05 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(
How do u know they are frum? Only frum people like free gas?
« Last Edit: June 07, 2015, 04:02:13 PM by Ydad »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #624 on: June 07, 2015, 04:23:13 PM »
How do u know they are frum? Only frum people like free gas?
Only frum people know about free gas, and know how to scale it.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #625 on: June 07, 2015, 04:27:46 PM »
The frum guy or gal in buying $40,000 of VGCs in stop and shop during the gas promo, and leavin none for anyone else. >:( >:(
Wow!
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #626 on: June 07, 2015, 04:30:33 PM »
Wow!
According to my math, that's only 54 fillups. The guys that sell in Lakewood do that in a few nights.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #627 on: June 07, 2015, 04:52:11 PM »
That droplet of egg yolk that gets in your beard when you're eating a sunny side up (or other runny egg) and then hardens to make you look like a hobo.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #628 on: June 07, 2015, 05:19:06 PM »
That droplet of egg yolk that gets in your beard when you're eating a sunny side up (or other runny egg) and then hardens to make you look like a hobo.
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #629 on: June 07, 2015, 05:27:38 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #630 on: June 07, 2015, 06:16:34 PM »
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"
It's Chabad or bust for me.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #631 on: June 08, 2015, 11:44:25 AM »
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"
You forgot that the two major tenets of Judaism are "thou shall have a beard" and "thou shall not eat chalav stam"
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #632 on: June 08, 2015, 11:59:06 AM »
The smell of tuna and gefilta fish mixed with askinu seidasa by shalosh seudas almost did it for me.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #633 on: June 08, 2015, 12:07:23 PM »
+1 ;)
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #634 on: June 13, 2015, 11:27:37 PM »
Anyone want flashiks?
Eta- it's motzi shabbos

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #635 on: September 16, 2015, 01:53:17 AM »
That guy behind you on Rosh Hashanah that thinks he's on key. And makes sure everyone hears his wonderful davening!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #636 on: September 16, 2015, 06:26:47 AM »
That guy behind the Amud on Rosh Hashanah that thinks he's on key. And makes sure everyone hears his wonderful davening!
FTFY

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #637 on: September 30, 2015, 09:28:23 AM »
Hoshanos after Mussaf
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #638 on: September 30, 2015, 09:37:53 AM »
Hoshanos after Mussaf
I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #639 on: September 30, 2015, 09:38:32 AM »

Hoshanos after Mussaf
Was just thinking today how nice it was to Daven nussach sfarad