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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #630 on: June 07, 2015, 06:16:34 PM »
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #631 on: June 08, 2015, 11:44:25 AM »
That would be in the thread "Top reasons not to have a beard"
You forgot that the two major tenets of Judaism are "thou shall have a beard" and "thou shall not eat chalav stam"
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #632 on: June 08, 2015, 11:59:06 AM »
The smell of tuna and gefilta fish mixed with askinu seidasa by shalosh seudas almost did it for me.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #633 on: June 08, 2015, 12:07:23 PM »
+1 ;)
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #634 on: June 13, 2015, 11:27:37 PM »
Anyone want flashiks?
Eta- it's motzi shabbos

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #635 on: September 16, 2015, 01:53:17 AM »
That guy behind you on Rosh Hashanah that thinks he's on key. And makes sure everyone hears his wonderful davening!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #636 on: September 16, 2015, 06:26:47 AM »
That guy behind the Amud on Rosh Hashanah that thinks he's on key. And makes sure everyone hears his wonderful davening!
FTFY
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #637 on: September 30, 2015, 09:28:23 AM »
Hoshanos after Mussaf
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #638 on: September 30, 2015, 09:37:53 AM »
Hoshanos after Mussaf
I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #639 on: September 30, 2015, 09:38:32 AM »

Hoshanos after Mussaf
Was just thinking today how nice it was to Daven nussach sfarad

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #640 on: September 30, 2015, 09:39:36 AM »
Was just thinking today how nice it was to Daven nussach sfarad
Today is chol hamoed. When was there ever a problem chol hamoed?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #641 on: September 30, 2015, 09:43:16 AM »
I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #642 on: September 30, 2015, 09:46:32 AM »
Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..
So top reason to go otd is not leaving after kedusha, or feeling guilty about it?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #643 on: September 30, 2015, 09:47:20 AM »
So top reason to go otd is not leaving after kedusha, or feeling guilty about it?
Guilt is definitely the top reason to go OTD.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #644 on: September 30, 2015, 09:48:19 AM »

Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..
I stay till the end regardless, even though it's the same length I prefer it before mussuf