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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #765 on: July 22, 2016, 10:05:50 AM »
Quick summary pls?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #766 on: July 22, 2016, 11:03:28 AM »
Friday morning flight cancellations with no alternative before Shabbos.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #767 on: September 04, 2016, 11:07:48 AM »
When you think you're finished davening, then someone yells out: לדוד ...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #768 on: September 04, 2016, 12:01:29 PM »
When you think you're finished davening, then someone yells out: לדוד ...

That's why we say it after the Yom at Shachris...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #769 on: September 04, 2016, 12:11:40 PM »
That's why we say it after the Yom at Shachris...
That's  what he's referring to

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #770 on: September 04, 2016, 12:23:22 PM »
That's  what he's referring to

I'm assuming for those that say it after Aleinu by Shachris as well.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #771 on: September 04, 2016, 03:41:26 PM »
I'm assuming for those that say it after Aleinu by Shachris as well.
Everyone says it after the yom.  Dr moose says the yom after aleinu

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #772 on: March 01, 2018, 09:15:27 AM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!

This.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #773 on: March 01, 2018, 09:24:28 AM »
This.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #774 on: March 02, 2018, 02:08:24 PM »
This.
Every shul in BP that I have eve davened in says it. It adds 3 minutes to davening. That is a cause?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #775 on: March 02, 2018, 02:18:18 PM »
It adds 3 minutes to fasting.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #776 on: March 02, 2018, 02:27:15 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #777 on: March 02, 2018, 02:41:42 PM »
When you think you're finished davening, then someone yells out: לדוד ...
This.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #778 on: March 02, 2018, 02:51:36 PM »
Who fasts Purim Morning?
I assumed it was both readings...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #779 on: March 02, 2018, 02:57:10 PM »
I assumed it was both readings...
It is during chazaras hashatz
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