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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #825 on: March 22, 2019, 04:26:15 PM »
Probably doesn't belong here, but..
Years ago the bank manager at my Chase branch (an Italian woman) expressed admiration for the amount of money given to charity over Purim.  She was amazed at the amount of cash withdrawn by people that was deposited into charity accounts the next day.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #826 on: March 22, 2019, 04:31:19 PM »
Probably doesn't belong here, but..
Years ago the bank manager at my Chase branch (an Italian woman) expressed admiration for the amount of money given to charity over Purim.  She was amazed at the amount of cash withdrawn by people that was deposited into charity accounts the next day.
OTD- on the derech *thumbs up emoji*

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #827 on: March 22, 2019, 04:39:29 PM »
OTD- on the derech *thumbs up emoji*
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #828 on: March 22, 2019, 05:10:48 PM »
They were born and (more significantly) bred in their respective locales.
*citation needed
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #829 on: March 22, 2019, 05:12:09 PM »
*citation needed
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #830 on: March 22, 2019, 05:15:55 PM »
Probably doesn't belong here, but..
Years ago the bank manager at my Chase branch (an Italian woman) expressed admiration for the amount of money given to charity over Purim.  She was amazed at the amount of cash withdrawn by people that was deposited into charity accounts the next day.
The branch manager at the Chase branch here told me that they fill up the vault to capacity each day before Purim and still sometimes run out. A neighbor was told by a manager at Santandar that no matter how much they request they always run out.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #831 on: March 22, 2019, 06:29:07 PM »
The branch manager at the Chase branch here told me that they fill up the vault to capacity each day before Purim and still sometimes run out. A neighbor was told by a manager at Santandar that no matter how much they request they always run out.
Wow
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #832 on: March 25, 2019, 08:43:32 AM »
יוצרות.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #833 on: March 25, 2019, 09:00:01 AM »
My favorite thing in Judaism!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #834 on: March 25, 2019, 09:13:59 AM »
יוצרות.
And here I look forward to them from after Yom Kippur mariv....

Though I wouldn't go as far as this
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #835 on: March 25, 2019, 10:01:51 AM »
mixing spring cleaning with Pesach cleaning

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #836 on: March 25, 2019, 10:15:45 AM »
mixing spring cleaning with Pesach cleaning
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #837 on: March 25, 2019, 10:18:27 AM »
mixing spring cleaning with Pesach cleaning
Rav Chaim Pinchos  Scheinberg  used to say - dust isn't chometz and your wife isn't the korban pesach!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #838 on: March 25, 2019, 10:25:40 AM »
Rav Chaim Pinchos  Scheinberg  used to say - dust isn't chometz and your wife isn't the korban pesach!

It's long the women being at fault. Your husband and kids aren't the kurban pesach.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #839 on: March 25, 2019, 10:59:31 AM »
Rav Chaim Pinchos  Scheinberg  used to say - dust isn't chometz and your wife isn't the korban pesach!

I doubt that's how he said it. The famous saying is שטויב איז ניט קיין חמץ, און קינדער זיינען ניט קיין קרבן פסח.

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