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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #880 on: June 30, 2021, 11:52:41 PM »
They're good, but I'm a sucker for anything lemon.
I second that, donít forget lime flavor Especially Mojitos @Dan you tasted the Israeli nestle La fruita Lemon Green Apple?

Try this mix crush it with ice in a ninja you will go crazy Mojito Mix
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #881 on: June 30, 2021, 11:54:46 PM »


Rumors are starting again about someone taking over the season's building. We can only hope.

Can't believe it's taken so long and we're finally almost there....

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #882 on: June 30, 2021, 11:57:37 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #883 on: July 01, 2021, 12:05:03 AM »
Yes
So of course they bought defective for cheap
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #884 on: July 01, 2021, 12:16:22 AM »
So of course they bought defective for cheap
Reminds of yeshiva when they bought expired tnuva cottage cheese for a fraction of the price, the buchorim caught on to it, they threw it all over the dining room, it never happened again

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #885 on: July 01, 2021, 12:16:54 AM »
So of course they bought defective for cheap
Don't recall anything else from the box being defective, but it's certainly possible.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #886 on: July 01, 2021, 08:06:42 AM »
http://www.koshericecream.com/product/yogi-fruit-strawberry/

Try this instead. It's amazing.
The pineapple version they released later on is even better IMHO.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #887 on: July 01, 2021, 08:17:22 AM »


No need to go OTD, just stop keeping CY. Though some would tell you if you donít keep CY you arenít frum :)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #888 on: July 01, 2021, 08:19:11 AM »
Don't recall anything else from the box being defective, but it's certainly possible.
The location was defective  :P
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« Reply #889 on: July 01, 2021, 11:09:19 AM »
Either way, complaining about a mislabeling on an item you received for free in a closed box without even seeing what was there before you already had it is very much the opposite of OTD.
Only frum Jews kvetch?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #890 on: July 30, 2021, 11:18:42 AM »
Sholom zochurs in the summer.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #891 on: July 30, 2021, 11:25:15 AM »
Sholom zochurs in the summer.

FTFY

Is going in the winter any better? It's different but just as bad.

Paging @TimT, kindly link to my posts (and the responses) about this issue.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #892 on: July 30, 2021, 11:26:57 AM »
Headaches after a fast is the leading cause of OTD.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #893 on: July 30, 2021, 11:27:02 AM »
FTFY

Is going in the winter any better? It's different but just as bad.

Paging @TimT, kindly link to my posts (and the responses) about this issue.
Of course it is. You don't see the difference of going out at 7:30pm vs 11:30pm?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #894 on: July 30, 2021, 11:28:47 AM »
Sholom zochurs in the summer.
If youíre upstate you never have to go in the summer, making summer even better.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #895 on: July 30, 2021, 11:37:17 AM »
Of course it is. You don't see the difference of going out at 7:30pm vs 11:30pm?

As I said:

Is going in the winter any better? It's different but just as bad.

Going out in the snow or cold is just a different type of problem.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #896 on: July 30, 2021, 11:39:34 AM »
If youíre upstate you never have to go in the summer, making summer even better.

Ye, but bungalows are an even bigger reason to go OTD...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #897 on: July 30, 2021, 11:43:04 AM »
Ye, but bungalows are entire "going to the country"is an even bigger reason to go OTD...

FTFY
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #898 on: July 30, 2021, 11:44:29 AM »
Going out in the snow or cold is just a different type of problem.
Meh. Bundle up.
@whYME would move to Svalbard for more snow if there was a community there  ;D
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #899 on: July 30, 2021, 11:46:02 AM »
NAFAIK :(

Stick a popsicle stick into a half gallon and voila