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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #90 on: February 19, 2015, 11:12:56 AM »
8:10-9:30 + massive kiddush. your always welcome to join :)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #91 on: February 19, 2015, 11:13:35 AM »
singing during hallel
My minyan did it in 63 minutes. That's from דבר הלמד until the last kadish after Mishnayos, includes the Chabad R"C break and many מי שברך's, we even had a second leining for all the Bar Mitzvah's in the middle.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #92 on: February 19, 2015, 11:15:55 AM »
What do you DO the whole day? :P
Its the day of rest, i finally see my family! :)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #93 on: February 19, 2015, 11:17:39 AM »
No, not even on Shabbos. And no mishebeirachs in between aliyas either. They are not necessary. And even for cholim, send in the name to the gabai before shabbos.
+100 Misheberachs are the single most contributing factor to kids going otd.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #94 on: February 19, 2015, 11:18:04 AM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #95 on: February 19, 2015, 11:19:26 AM »
I have only davened in Greenwich CT they started  around 10 but thats to late for me


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Sounds like my minyun 9:05-10:20

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #96 on: February 19, 2015, 11:19:38 AM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #97 on: February 19, 2015, 11:19:58 AM »
Sounds like my minyun 9:05-10:20
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #98 on: February 19, 2015, 12:06:30 PM »
Two comments:

1. Shuls that mention every חולה by name could omit עם כל שאר חולי ישראל....
2. According to the שלמי תודה (quoted in שדי חמד)
 טרחא דציבורא, is a
דאורייתא
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #99 on: February 19, 2015, 12:07:39 PM »
Two comments:

1. Shuls that mention every חולה by name could omit עם כל שאר חולי ישראל....
well they mention every name that they know of, not all of cholei yisrael
that being said, its really annoying

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #100 on: February 19, 2015, 12:07:50 PM »
the 40 person keil maleh line before RC nissan

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #101 on: February 19, 2015, 12:27:05 PM »
Purim 'Themes'
(at least the pressure to keep up)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #102 on: February 19, 2015, 12:36:44 PM »
well they mention every name that they know of, not all of cholei yisrael
that being said, its really annoying

In case you haven't noticed my comment is tongue-in-cheek. Either way, that suffix is meant as a catch-all so you don't have to mention more than 5 names on a first-come-first-serve basis.

Additionally, it's challenging when fellow shul-goes misunderstand the mi shebeirach lecholim as an opportunity to mention their entire family and the dog too...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #103 on: February 19, 2015, 12:40:44 PM »
#1 reason for otd (on the derech) - ADAR/PURIM

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #104 on: February 19, 2015, 02:52:06 PM »
Actually, whose idea was it to have Purim - food, food, nosh, food - right before Pesach?