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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #140 on: February 21, 2015, 11:58:29 PM »
Lol just add it to the next Al Chet (you don't want that one to be a Brachah Levatala :P)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #141 on: February 22, 2015, 12:00:11 AM »
What's plilus? Al chet shechataunu b'plilus.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #142 on: February 22, 2015, 08:06:56 AM »
What's plilus? Al chet shechataunu b'plilus.
You didn't learn Chitas two weeks age?

Mishpatim 21:22, Rashi Biflilim:

בפלילים: על פי הדיינים

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #144 on: February 22, 2015, 09:19:51 AM »
You didn't learn Chitas two weeks age?

Mishpatim 21:22, Rashi Biflilim:

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Very good. So my point was that when a chazan shleps out the YK davening, I immediately engage in plilus.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #145 on: February 22, 2015, 11:21:29 AM »
When the chazan davens maariv with the Yom Kippur nigun on a random Wednesday.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #146 on: February 22, 2015, 11:22:46 AM »
When the chazan davens maariv with the Yom Kippur nigun on a random Wednesday.
I'm sorry, that's not an excuse

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #147 on: March 05, 2015, 09:31:53 AM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #148 on: March 05, 2015, 09:34:14 AM »
Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #149 on: March 05, 2015, 09:35:59 AM »
Snowing on Purim☺

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #150 on: March 05, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »


Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
another reason to move to Jerusalem.



Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!
Hungover?  Don't sober off!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2015, 10:10:51 AM »
Snowing on Purim☺
What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #152 on: March 05, 2015, 10:34:15 AM »
What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #153 on: March 05, 2015, 10:43:42 AM »
Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #154 on: March 05, 2015, 10:45:00 AM »
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #155 on: March 05, 2015, 10:46:24 AM »
Funny because my reason to go OTD was the grouchy old people complaining when we banged Haman as kids...
when you're a kid, there's not enough hamans; when you're an adult, there's too many.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2015, 10:53:41 AM »
when you're a kid, there's not enough hamans; when you're an adult, there's too many.
The problem is not that there are too many, it's that they are spaced so unevenly...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2015, 10:59:45 AM »
What kind of G-D would do such a thing >:(
Looks like he got in on the craze and is doing the Frozen theme as well :D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2015, 11:11:49 AM »
Looks like he got in on the craze and is doing the Frozen theme as well :D
I thought the theme was #TheDress?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2015, 11:12:50 AM »
I thought the theme was #TheDress?
Depends how old you are I guess...