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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #135 on: February 21, 2015, 11:40:31 PM »
There's nothing more annoying than when you're learning a Maamor and when the Chazzan gets to Kedusha, instead of it being a one minute break you end up listening to his rendition of Mimkomcha TTTO Shamil (and just when you get to the end of the tune you realize the Chazzan is only up to Tishkon and the whole minyan goes back to the beginning...)

You just described my purgatory! I have seen men who have managed to work no less than four different nigunim into a keduash/keser.

Oh the pain... :'(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #136 on: February 21, 2015, 11:44:12 PM »


Oh the pain... :'(
I relate to this conversation very much. Very entertaining.

We feel for you.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #137 on: February 21, 2015, 11:50:05 PM »
How about on YK, at the end of each stanza of Al Chet, the chazan says the last two lines out loud and then everyone all sings together the words: "Slach lanu; mchal lanu; kaper lanu." If a chazan then REPEATS those words again on his own after we all just sang them together, I feel as if this person has no respect for other human beings.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #138 on: February 21, 2015, 11:55:00 PM »
Yom Kippur I'm at least Davening with the minyan (and I'm trying not to get angry at random Jews)...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #139 on: February 21, 2015, 11:56:09 PM »
Yom Kippur I'm at least Davening with the minyan (and I'm trying not to get angry at random Jews)...

Me too! That's why a narisher chazan is poshut lifnei iver lo sitein michshol!!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #140 on: February 21, 2015, 11:58:29 PM »
Lol just add it to the next Al Chet (you don't want that one to be a Brachah Levatala :P)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #141 on: February 22, 2015, 12:00:11 AM »
What's plilus? Al chet shechataunu b'plilus.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #142 on: February 22, 2015, 08:06:56 AM »
What's plilus? Al chet shechataunu b'plilus.
You didn't learn Chitas two weeks age?

Mishpatim 21:22, Rashi Biflilim:

בפלילים: על פי הדיינים
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #144 on: February 22, 2015, 09:19:51 AM »
You didn't learn Chitas two weeks age?

Mishpatim 21:22, Rashi Biflilim:

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Very good. So my point was that when a chazan shleps out the YK davening, I immediately engage in plilus.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #145 on: February 22, 2015, 11:21:29 AM »
When the chazan davens maariv with the Yom Kippur nigun on a random Wednesday.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #146 on: February 22, 2015, 11:22:46 AM »
When the chazan davens maariv with the Yom Kippur nigun on a random Wednesday.
I'm sorry, that's not an excuse

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #147 on: March 05, 2015, 09:31:53 AM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #148 on: March 05, 2015, 09:34:14 AM »
Banging by Haman at night - Who's not hungry?!
Banging by Haman in the morning - Who's not hungover?!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #149 on: March 05, 2015, 09:35:59 AM »
Snowing on Purim☺