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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #285 on: March 15, 2015, 01:14:42 AM »
Drinking the wine or grape juice from Havdala.
That's the last thing I want after eating a whole Shabbos.
Nope. I'll drink wine anywhere anytime. Next time just have a small shalos sudos and the wine wont be so bad...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #286 on: March 15, 2015, 01:52:24 AM »
Drinking the wine or grape juice from Havdala.
That's the last thing I want after eating a whole Shabbos.
Make it in coffee like I do.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #287 on: March 15, 2015, 02:12:26 AM »
Wearing seamed stockings.
Shaving before Mikvah.
Tznius police.
Abusive rabbeim.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #288 on: March 15, 2015, 02:19:33 AM »
Wearing seamed stockings.
Shaving before Mikvah.
Tznius police.
Abusive rabbeim.

(do these belong in a different thread?)
Yes, iirc there was the shaved head thread and some other one.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #289 on: March 15, 2015, 02:23:41 AM »
Sherry casks.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #290 on: March 15, 2015, 02:24:05 AM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #291 on: March 15, 2015, 02:52:26 AM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #292 on: March 15, 2015, 05:48:24 AM »
People who quote psakim of R Moshe, when all it really is, is someone who got a haskama from R Moshe's Son
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #293 on: March 15, 2015, 05:54:56 AM »


People who quote psakim of R Moshe, when all it really is, is someone who got a psak from R Moshe's Son...
...And likely misconstrued it in the process


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« Reply #294 on: March 15, 2015, 06:56:33 AM »
...And likely misconstrued it in the process


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #295 on: March 16, 2015, 09:15:12 AM »
No matter the reason; Cholent is the counterargument!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #296 on: March 16, 2015, 09:40:26 AM »
No matter the reason; Cholent is the counterargument!
Cholent is actually my reason.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #297 on: March 16, 2015, 09:49:57 AM »
Cholent is actually my reason.
+1

There are a handful that I have liked but the overwhelming majority are just gross mush.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #298 on: March 16, 2015, 09:54:48 AM »
+1

There are a handful that I have liked but the overwhelming majority are just gross mush.
The mush ones are called goulash.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #299 on: March 16, 2015, 10:22:07 AM »
Weekday shachris that takes 1 hour(non Monday & Thursday)