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Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 71963 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #300 on: March 16, 2015, 10:28:27 AM »
Weekday shachris that takes 1 hour(non Monday & Thursday)
no reason to go OTD
just find another shul

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #301 on: March 16, 2015, 10:30:12 AM »
no reason to go OTD
just find another shul
You're being too serious today.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #302 on: March 16, 2015, 10:42:14 AM »
You're being too serious today.
haha where else?
monday morning at work, cut me some slack  :)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #303 on: March 16, 2015, 11:20:01 AM »
haha where else?
monday morning at work, cut me some slack  :)
In the redcard resale thread(s).

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #304 on: March 16, 2015, 12:52:10 PM »
No matter the reason; Cholent is the counterargument!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #305 on: March 16, 2015, 02:08:15 PM »
The guy who never ever brought his own shampoo to the mikva.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #306 on: March 16, 2015, 02:08:43 PM »
In the redcard resale thread(s).

that guy was being annoying
and no incentive to buy off him

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #307 on: March 16, 2015, 02:10:26 PM »
The guy who never ever brought his own shampoo to the mikva.
He's not as bad as the guy who never brought his own bar of soap, who was still better than the guy who didn't bring his own towel...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #308 on: March 16, 2015, 02:12:26 PM »
The guy who never ever brought his own shampoo to the mikva.

He's not as bad as the guy who never brought his own bar of soap, who was still better than the guy who didn't bring his own towel...
😮 Guilty as charged. Didn't know that turns people off from Judaism.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #309 on: March 16, 2015, 02:28:50 PM »
He's not as bad as the guy who never brought his own bar of soap, who was still better than the guy who didn't bring his own towel...
Achas? You bring a towel? Misnaged.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #310 on: March 16, 2015, 02:34:16 PM »
Achas? You bring a towel? Misnaged.
It doesn't help that you are contradicting my earlier post >:(
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #311 on: March 16, 2015, 02:38:20 PM »
It doesn't help that you are contradicting my earlier post >:(
Was this kind of talk not for a pubic forum? ::)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #312 on: March 17, 2015, 10:04:45 PM »
Long Aleinu and no one says Kaddish after.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #313 on: March 17, 2015, 10:37:04 PM »
Long Aleinu and no one says Kaddish after.
What's a "long Aleinu"? Like camp style singing all the words of both paragraphs?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #314 on: March 17, 2015, 10:41:03 PM »
What's a "long Aleinu"? Like camp style singing all the words of both paragraphs?
No. When it's when the Chazzan takes a few minutes tI'll he says v'nemar and there's no kaddish after so you didn't really need to wait for it.