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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #390 on: March 26, 2015, 07:43:22 PM »
That would be chaleiv parah, like "chaleiv imo."
If you're going to go all Dikduk on us then I'll tell you that technically it should also be Chaleiv Akum and Chaleiv Yisroel...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #391 on: March 26, 2015, 07:44:35 PM »
If you're going to go all Dikduk on us then I'll tell you that technically it should also be Chaleiv Akum and Chaleiv Yisroel...
Why? Should yeshiva bochur be yeshivas bochur?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #392 on: March 26, 2015, 07:48:54 PM »
Why? Should yeshiva bochur be yeshivas bochur?
Yeshiva Bachur is Yiddish, In Hebrew it's Bachur Yeshivah.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #393 on: March 26, 2015, 08:59:29 PM »
Dikduk !

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #394 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:01 PM »
Dikduk !
You're adding that to the list?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #395 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:56 PM »

You're adding that to the list?
yes

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #396 on: March 26, 2015, 09:14:26 PM »
yes
No need, I know plenty of people On The Derech who are clueless when it comes to Dikduk...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #397 on: March 26, 2015, 09:33:50 PM »
No need, I know plenty of people On The Derech who are clueless when it comes to Dikduk...
Now I'm confused! Is OTD, on the derech?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #398 on: March 26, 2015, 10:01:08 PM »
Now I'm confused! Is OTD, on the derech?
Usually it means Off. That's why in this case he spelled it out, so you'd know that he meant On.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #399 on: March 27, 2015, 10:25:32 AM »
Three day Yomtovs. That is all.

Funny you say that now that Pesach doesn't even have Shabbbos Chol Hamoed...

Dikduk !

+1, M'lrah and m'le'eyl are enough to derail me, not just OTD, but off my rocker too...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #400 on: March 27, 2015, 10:45:17 AM »


Funny you say that now that Pesach doesn't even have Shabbbos Chol Hamoed...

I guess some people plan 7 weeks ahead

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #401 on: March 27, 2015, 11:55:31 AM »
+1, M'lrah and m'le'eyl are enough to derail me, not just OTD, but off my rocker too...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #402 on: March 27, 2015, 02:10:00 PM »



+1, M'lrah and m'le'eyl are enough to derail me, not just OTD, but off my rocker too...
There are plenty of people that not getting m'lrah mle'eyl correct can make them go off their rockers.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #403 on: March 27, 2015, 03:28:32 PM »
Funny you say that now that Pesach doesn't even have Shabbbos Chol Hamoed...


That's true. But I am referring to three day Yomtov's in general... like this past Tishrei.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #404 on: March 28, 2015, 02:04:35 PM »
Three day Yomtovs. That is all.
That's what keeps me on the derech