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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #435 on: March 30, 2015, 02:02:15 PM »
You mean like a "female spouse"?  ::)
FTFY  :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #436 on: March 30, 2015, 07:24:57 PM »
FTFY  :P
-1 when it comes to pesach it's the women who get nervous about everything
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #437 on: March 31, 2015, 12:34:01 AM »
-1 when it comes to everything it's the women who get nervous about everything

ftfy

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #438 on: March 31, 2015, 12:35:47 AM »
ftfy
No I did not mean to say that
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #439 on: April 01, 2015, 10:02:39 PM »
I walked out on a burger joint since pre pesach they stopped the specials. They gouge, I got pizza

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #440 on: April 01, 2015, 11:06:31 PM »
Kosher LePesach cakes
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #441 on: April 01, 2015, 11:23:00 PM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #442 on: April 01, 2015, 11:33:17 PM »
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #443 on: April 02, 2015, 12:53:12 AM »
Kosher LePesach cakes

True, but put those baked goods in some hipster health food "shoppe", advertise it as "gluten free", and then they can easily charge $39.99 for a cake.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #444 on: April 02, 2015, 12:54:49 AM »
True, but put those baked goods in some hipster health food "shoppe", advertise it as "gluten free", and then they can easily charge $39.99 for a cake.
Why discount from Pesach prices?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #445 on: April 02, 2015, 01:42:39 AM »
Why discount from Pesach prices?

Because even hipsters have a limit  :D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #446 on: April 02, 2015, 01:46:28 AM »
I walked out on a burger joint since pre pesach they stopped the specials. They gouge, I got pizza
Supply and demands pricing isn't strictly by jews

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #447 on: April 02, 2015, 01:47:09 AM »
Kosher LePesach cakes
I actually really like pesach rainbow cake

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #448 on: April 02, 2015, 01:49:13 AM »
I actually really like pesach rainbow cake
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #449 on: April 02, 2015, 01:49:54 AM »
I actually really like pesach rainbow cake
Rainbow cakes are the best.
http://www.rainbowcone.com/Menu.html
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