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19) I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #451 on: April 02, 2015, 01:55:01 AM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #452 on: April 02, 2015, 02:21:57 AM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #453 on: April 02, 2015, 07:21:44 AM »
Supply and demands pricing isn't strictly by jews
Yeh so then they should take down the big sign with the specials. Also they are open year round, unlike pesach food...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #454 on: April 02, 2015, 09:26:56 AM »
now a double rainbow cake, that would be good.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #455 on: April 02, 2015, 10:45:25 AM »
Looking at a mirror before the age of one/teeth
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #456 on: April 02, 2015, 02:05:00 PM »
Looking at a mirror before the age of one/teeth
and who got turned off by that?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #457 on: April 02, 2015, 02:49:45 PM »
Looking at a mirror before the age of one/teeth

That is an old wives tale.

I recommend that all Jewish schools give a class at a certain age to sort through facts and myths.

Most Pesach paranoia comes from made up chumros that have absolutely no basis in Torah, Halacha, or Jewish Tradition.


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #458 on: April 02, 2015, 02:57:17 PM »
That is an old wives tale.

I recommend that all Jewish schools give a class at a certain age to sort through facts and myths.

Most Pesach paranoia comes from made up chumros that have absolutely no basis in Torah, Halacha, or Jewish Tradition.


Come on! Everyone knows Moshe Rabeinu double wrapped his staff with aluminum foil before splitting the sea so it shouldn't become Gebrokst...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #459 on: April 02, 2015, 03:04:23 PM »
Come on! Everyone knows Moshe Rabeinu double wrapped his staff with aluminum foil before splitting the sea so it shouldn't become Gebrokst...

Just finished doing my cubicle at my office...


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #460 on: April 02, 2015, 03:05:51 PM »
Come on! Everyone knows Moshe Rabeinu double wrapped his staff with aluminum foil before splitting the sea so it shouldn't become Gebrokst...
Double wrapped is enough?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #461 on: April 02, 2015, 03:35:30 PM »
Double wrapped is enough?
Yes

Most Pesach paranoia comes from made up chumros that have absolutely no basis in Torah, Halacha, or Jewish Tradition.


Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #462 on: April 02, 2015, 07:57:53 PM »
The 10th crumb...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #463 on: April 02, 2015, 09:17:29 PM »
The 10th crumb...

You're already OTD if you're doing the 10th crumb already :P unless you're not on the east coast for Pesach...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #464 on: April 02, 2015, 09:56:07 PM »
You're already OTD if you're doing the 10th crumb already :P unless you're not on the east coast for Pesach...
Just remembering from last year...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.