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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #465 on: April 03, 2015, 01:43:35 AM »
The 10th crumb...
gosh, happened to me this year

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #466 on: April 03, 2015, 01:49:24 AM »
gosh, happened to me this year

I stopped hiding them. I just dump them all in one spot in a pile. There's no "kuntz" in hiding them all over the house.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #467 on: April 03, 2015, 01:58:59 AM »
I stopped hiding them. I just dump them all in one spot in a pile. There's no "kuntz" in hiding them all over the house.
Iinm, the "kuntz" is that you should look for chametz, the reason for the crumbs are that it shouldn't be a bracha levatala.
probably 10 pieces in different places makes a person search better.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #468 on: April 03, 2015, 02:03:48 AM »
gosh, happened to me this year
I stopped hiding them. I just dump them all in one spot in a pile. There's no "kuntz" in hiding them all over the house.
Iinm, the "kuntz" is that you should look for chametz, the reason for the crumbs are that it shouldn't be a bracha levatala.
probably 10 pieces in different places makes a person search better.


Why doesn't making a list solve all this?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #469 on: April 03, 2015, 02:07:53 AM »
Iinm, the "kuntz" is that you should look for chametz, the reason for the crumbs are that it shouldn't be a bracha levatala.
probably 10 pieces in different places makes a person search better.
I hear you, but I decided that looking for the little taped up croutons wasn't making me search better for what the bedika is intended to discover; it was just making me search for the tape up croutons better.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #470 on: April 03, 2015, 02:14:10 AM »
How often does it happen that you do not find all ten pieces?
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #471 on: April 03, 2015, 02:30:38 AM »
How often does it happen that you do not find all ten pieces?
The better question is- what happens if you find 11?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #472 on: April 03, 2015, 03:33:19 AM »
The better question is- what happens if you find 11?
I would say you did an excellent job.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #473 on: April 03, 2015, 03:43:37 AM »
The better question is- what happens if you find 11?
Happens often. You burn it with the rest.
It just means you really did do a good job "searching" (or a terrible job cleaning all week/month)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #474 on: April 03, 2015, 07:10:36 AM »
I stopped hiding them. I just dump them all in one spot in a pile. There's no "kuntz" in hiding them all over the house.
My great grandfather used to do that too, must be a PIT thing ;)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #475 on: April 03, 2015, 07:16:20 AM »
How often does it happen that you do not find all ten pieces?
All the time it became a game to be able to hide them in the most ridiculous places
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #476 on: April 03, 2015, 07:49:20 AM »
All the time it became a game to be able to hide them in the most ridiculous places
Why would you not write down all the spots they were put in, just in case

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #477 on: April 03, 2015, 07:58:50 AM »
How often does it happen that you do not find all ten pieces?
Why would you not write down all the spots they were put in, just in case
If you have kids..
My 2yo came downstairs with 2 of the pieces of bread and asked for peanut butter.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #478 on: April 03, 2015, 08:00:16 AM »
Why would you not write down all the spots they were put in, just in case
We do that too but whoever is doing the bedika doesn't know where they are
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #479 on: April 03, 2015, 08:00:16 AM »
If you have kids..:)
Don't understand. What's the reason not to make a list in case you can't find them all