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1) shabbos price glitches
2) Shabbos tissues in shul Johns
3) Long slow chazaras hashatzes.
4) That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!
5) The guy who sings Ma Ashuv by Hallel
6) When the school told me my daughter is not accepted until my phone is filtered with their own filter which costs $40 installation + $12.99 monthly service fee EACH month
7) Tying my right shoe before my left
7+1) Kiddush levana after Motzoi Yom Kippur maariv
9) Shalosh Seudos on a short shabbos day
10) Yeshivah shalosh suedas
11) Getting wacked in the face by a guy putting on a talis
12) My rabbi told me water guns are for goyim so I became a goyim.
13) Friday night speech
14) Cholov Aku"m
15) The way girls not-so-subtly preen for the boys.
16) The way boys not-so-subtly preen for the girls.
17) Shacharis with a minyan @6:30am in 10 degree weather
18) Barack Obama's insanity
19) I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו
20) macaroons on pesach
21) yom kippur koton
22) 6 hours between meat and milk

Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 71936 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #480 on: April 03, 2015, 08:01:49 AM »
We do that too but whoever is doing the bedika doesn't know where they are
True... But if they can't find it after several hours, you aren't stuck...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #481 on: April 05, 2015, 08:29:11 PM »
Everything said before about Chazzanim having too much fun for Hallel, squared for Pesach night...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #482 on: April 05, 2015, 10:36:37 PM »
Everything said before about Chazzanim having too much fun for Hallel, squared for Pesach night...
Solution = become litvish.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #483 on: April 06, 2015, 03:01:23 PM »
Sitting through the second seder...
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr Seuss

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #484 on: April 06, 2015, 05:22:25 PM »
Either a top reason to go otd or to make aliyah

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #485 on: April 06, 2015, 10:33:59 PM »
Chol hamoed trips.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #486 on: April 06, 2015, 10:47:27 PM »

Chol hamoed trips.
depends where you are going

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #487 on: April 07, 2015, 12:47:15 AM »
Sitting through the second seder...
...while your relatives that came from Israel are starting Chol Hamoed ;D
You can modify your original post. The modify button is right next to the quote button.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #488 on: April 07, 2015, 01:01:04 AM »
Solution = become litvish.
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Takes you guys twice the time to say kaddish and chazaras hashatz. Not worth one extra night of hallel.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #489 on: April 07, 2015, 01:39:44 AM »
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Takes you guys twice the time to say kaddish and chazaras hashatz. Not worth one extra night of hallel.
I'm not sure start you mean, but we do הויכע קדושה. Can't beat that.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #490 on: April 07, 2015, 01:41:26 AM »
I'm not sure start you mean
He means we say all the words as opposed to incoherent mumbling

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #491 on: April 07, 2015, 08:59:51 AM »
He means we stretch out the words instead if just saying them regularly.

FTFY
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #492 on: April 07, 2015, 09:06:30 AM »
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #493 on: April 07, 2015, 09:21:02 AM »
FTFY

+1000000
If you spoke to your wife the way you davened (if your part of that crowd) you would likely get beaten as well as possibly no wife anymore!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #494 on: April 07, 2015, 09:25:52 AM »
If you spoke to your wife the way you davened (if your part of that crowd) you would likely get beaten as well as possibly no wife anymore!
I grew up and learned in litvishe yeshivas and I hate the way the words are drawn out just to kvetch I'm not saying everyone should daven quickly but don't kvetch thru davening especially not hallel
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.