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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #495 on: April 07, 2015, 09:28:25 AM »
I grew up and learned in litvishe yeshivas and I hate the way the words are drawn out just to kvetch I'm not saying everyone should daven quickly but don't kvetch thru davening especially not hallel
Become a sfardi and you'll appreciate litvaks

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #496 on: April 07, 2015, 09:31:46 AM »
Become a sfardi and you'll appreciate litvaks
-1 although I don't appreciate the way sefardim daven and sing at least they don't krechtz
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #497 on: April 07, 2015, 09:34:26 AM »


they don't krechtz
I see you don't daven around them often

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #498 on: April 07, 2015, 09:35:35 AM »
Become a sfardi and you'll appreciate litvaks
+1

I see you don't daven around them often

+100
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #499 on: April 07, 2015, 09:41:26 AM »
I see you don't daven around them often
I haven't daven around them much recently but maybe i appreciate it a little more than you because my father has been teaching in a sefardi yeshiva since I was in about 5th grade
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #500 on: April 07, 2015, 09:48:54 AM »
I haven't daven around them much recently but maybe i appreciate it a little more than you because my father has been teaching in a sefardi yeshiva since I was in about 5th grade
I actually daven with them quite often for convenience purposes and I am fine with it.
And as a side note, my wife being an accountant didn't make me enjoy math any more in the slightest

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #501 on: April 07, 2015, 02:39:14 PM »
Seeing those lines by the pizza shop one hour after pesach
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #502 on: April 07, 2015, 02:46:33 PM »
If you spoke to your wife the way you davened (if your part of that crowd) you would likely get beaten as well as possibly no wife anymore!

LOL! What about the Leon Redbone nasal hum that they do?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #503 on: April 07, 2015, 03:58:28 PM »
LOL! What about the Leon Redbone nasal hum that they do?
What a way to date yourself!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #504 on: April 07, 2015, 04:38:43 PM »
What a way to date yourself!
But isn't it accurate?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #505 on: April 07, 2015, 10:21:36 PM »
Pesach...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #506 on: April 08, 2015, 12:49:47 AM »
Pesach...
If pesach makes you go otd, I'd say you're most of the way there.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #507 on: April 08, 2015, 11:07:37 AM »
Going skiing ave watch those frum people who "know" how to ski go straight down the mountain with absolutely no control...thinking they are ready for a double black next run..
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr Seuss

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #508 on: April 08, 2015, 11:21:15 AM »
Going skiing ave watch those frum people who "know" how to ski go straight down the mountain with absolutely no control...thinking they are ready for a double black next run..
If that is what has the ability to push you off the edge then you need to do some serious soul searching

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #509 on: April 08, 2015, 11:55:06 AM »
If that is what has the ability to push you off the edge then you need to do some serious soul searching
As opposed to the previous 500 posts - those are all valid causes to go OTD?

I think most people mistake this for the "Pet Peeve" thread.