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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #525 on: April 08, 2015, 07:59:00 PM »
Dressed like what? Are you talking about the disco looking dudes with the gel in their hair? Or the guys with shmoina begoodim? Which type is it that bothers you to see pushing for pizza?

I believe you have confused two separate conversations.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #526 on: April 08, 2015, 07:59:33 PM »
That's how you look at it, the Berditchever might have seen the same scene and said look how these people are ready to kill for a slice of pizza yet they abstained for 8 days straight...

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #527 on: April 08, 2015, 07:59:55 PM »
That's how you look at it, the Berditchever might have seen the same scene and said look how these people are ready to kill for a slice of pizza yet they abstained for 8 days straight...

Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh!  ;D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #528 on: April 08, 2015, 08:01:01 PM »
In a way, this is very profound.

If you think about it, why do Frummies clamor for pizza right after Pesach? Doesn't it make a statement that says something like "We were severely deprived of proper food, and now we are pushing and shoving to get some"?
An exaggeration?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #529 on: April 08, 2015, 08:02:07 PM »
An exaggeration?

I can assure you sir, that this is most certainly not an exaggeration.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #530 on: April 08, 2015, 08:03:28 PM »
I can assure you sir, that this is most certainly not an exaggeration.
What would they do for a juicy steak, kill someone?  :)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #531 on: April 08, 2015, 08:04:26 PM »
What would they do for a juicy steak, kill someone?  :)
By the end of Pesach, nobody cares about steak.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #532 on: April 08, 2015, 08:04:51 PM »
Dressed like what? Are you talking about the disco looking dudes with the gel in their hair? Or the guys with shmoina begoodim? Which type is it that bothers you to see pushing for pizza?
Personally, I get bothered whenever I see grown men go crazy over any food at any time of the year...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #533 on: April 08, 2015, 08:05:26 PM »
I believe you have confused two separate conversations.
Well then thanks for sorting it out instead of just making a snippy comment. Now I am less confused. *Sarcasm*

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #534 on: April 08, 2015, 08:06:10 PM »
What would they do for a juicy steak, kill someone?  :)

Nope, they can have steak on Pesach. (unlesss they don't eat processed foods, in which case they have nothing to season it with...)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #535 on: April 08, 2015, 08:10:45 PM »
Well then thanks for sorting it out instead of just making a snippy comment. Now I am less confused. *Sarcasm*

Quote from: philbenjoe on Today at 11:07:37 AM
Going skiing ave watch those frum people who "know" how to ski go straight down the mountain with absolutely no control...thinking they are ready for a double black next run..

If that is what has the ability to push you off the edge then you need to do some serious soul searching

^^The comment was related to a post about Frum people skiing, not about pushing for pizza..

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #536 on: April 08, 2015, 08:12:23 PM »
Nope, they can have steak on Pesach. (unlesss they don't eat processed foods, in which case they have nothing to season it with...)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #537 on: April 08, 2015, 08:23:46 PM »
Quote from: philbenjoe on Today at 11:07:37 AM
Going skiing ave watch those frum people who "know" how to ski go straight down the mountain with absolutely no control...thinking they are ready for a double black next run..

If that is what has the ability to push you off the edge then you need to do some serious soul searching

^^The comment was related to a post about Frum people skiing, not about pushing for pizza..
Skiing while eating pizza! That's ridiculous! Then I agree with OP.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #538 on: April 09, 2015, 12:43:01 AM »
That's how you look at it, the Berditchever might have seen the same scene and said look how these people are ready to kill for a slice of pizza yet they abstained for 8 days straight...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #539 on: April 09, 2015, 12:50:34 AM »


That's how you look at it, the Berditchever might have seen the same scene and said look how these people are ready to kill for a slice of pizza yet they abstained for 8 days straight...

And the kotzker might have said look how one slice of pizza can undo 8 days of abstinence.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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