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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #540 on: April 09, 2015, 01:38:53 AM »
Personally, I get bothered whenever I see grown men go crazy over any food at any time of the year...
On that note...

Buffet kiddush lines where it seems people haven't had food in weeks.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #541 on: April 09, 2015, 02:47:30 AM »
saying כאלה with the בעל קורה and people giving you looks, ... מנהג אבותינו
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #542 on: April 09, 2015, 02:52:59 AM »
On a Pesach many years ago in Chabad PSP there was a Satmar guy who leined and had the best כאלה ever.
Had the whole shul saying it with him every time.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #543 on: April 09, 2015, 06:35:52 AM »
On a Pesach many years ago in Chabad PSP there was a Satmar guy who leined and had the best כאלה ever.
Had the whole shul saying it with him every time.
I didn't even get past the first sentence and I'm already back On The Derech.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #544 on: April 09, 2015, 07:23:48 AM »
On that note...

Buffet kiddush lines where it seems people haven't had food in weeks.
+1

saying כאלה with the בעל קורה
+1
and people giving you looks, ... מנהג אבותינו
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As a Ba'al Kriah, this is one of the most annoying.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #545 on: April 09, 2015, 10:18:14 AM »
Apparently none of you have seen a pesach hotel food scene bc the pizza line after pesach doesn't come close if that makes you otd don't go near a pesach hotel

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #546 on: April 09, 2015, 11:21:54 AM »
saying כאלה with the בעל קורה and people giving you looks, ... מנהג אבותינו


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As a Ba'al Kriah, this is one of the most annoying.
+a lot.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #547 on: April 09, 2015, 11:25:42 AM »
Apparently none of you have seen a pesach hotel food scene bc the pizza line after pesach doesn't come close if that makes you otd don't go near a pesach hotel
Truth be told the non-gebroktz matzah balls, pizza, and pancakes were better than the chometz versions at Smilow last year.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #548 on: April 09, 2015, 07:59:43 PM »
Apparently none of you have seen a pesach hotel food scene bc the pizza line after pesach doesn't come close if that makes you otd don't go near a pesach hotel
I've been in a hotel where the mashgiach banned pizza after pesach because of the tremendous chilul Hashem it caused among the staff.  They had deli and rolls instead

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #549 on: April 12, 2015, 11:49:59 PM »
Leftovers day after Pesach

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #550 on: April 13, 2015, 09:12:12 AM »
Apparently none of you have seen a pesach hotel food scene bc the pizza line after pesach doesn't come close if that makes you otd don't go near a pesach hotel
tell me about it... I just finished my first year as head mashgiach. I think that most brachos that are made throughout the day are a bracha shaino tzricha, you should wash by breakfast and bentch before going to sleep since its all one long meal.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #551 on: April 13, 2015, 12:19:20 PM »
Apparently none of you have seen a pesach hotel food scene bc the pizza line after pesach doesn't come close if that makes you otd don't go near a pesach hotel

This thread offers cheaper ways for someone looking for a reason to go OTD :D
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #552 on: April 13, 2015, 01:06:51 PM »

I've been in a hotel where the mashgiach banned pizza after pesach because of the tremendous chilul Hashem it caused among the staff.  They had deli and rolls instead

It's interesting that they allowed him to decide matters outside of kashrut.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #553 on: April 13, 2015, 01:26:59 PM »
This thread offers cheaper ways for someone looking for a reason to go OTD :D
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #554 on: April 13, 2015, 04:13:14 PM »
It's interesting that they allowed him to decide matters outside of kashrut.
many hashgachos will not give Hashgacha to a venue that doesn't meet their standards in areas other than food (mixed swimming, electronic locks , no eruv , no shabbos elevator etc.) This rav hamachshir seems to have taken it a step further.