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Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 71429 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #570 on: April 15, 2015, 12:25:26 AM »
head start with what ? Actual chometz and melacha or hachana? Not condoning either, just curious.
A story of hachana this year:

http://www.koshermiami.org/main/pressrelease.php

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1113325#msg1113325
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #571 on: April 15, 2015, 02:37:37 PM »
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #572 on: April 23, 2015, 02:35:24 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #573 on: April 23, 2015, 02:43:55 PM »
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Here we go . . .
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #574 on: April 23, 2015, 02:52:38 PM »
The past week we had a rav give a speech about the kosher switch... and guess who showed up! Menashe kalati!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #575 on: April 23, 2015, 03:01:40 PM »
The past week we had a rav give a speech about the kosher switch... and guess who showed up! Menashe kalati!
Who was the rav?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #576 on: April 23, 2015, 03:03:22 PM »
Who was the rav?
Rabbi willig. Forgot his first name
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #577 on: April 24, 2015, 01:15:22 AM »
The past week we had a rav give a speech about the kosher switch... and guess who showed up! Menashe kalati!
Did he bring everyone's money to return to them?
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #578 on: April 24, 2015, 02:27:20 AM »
Did he bring everyone's money to return to them?
I'm assuming the speech was on shabbos, you think he uses a shabbos wallet or something like that?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #579 on: April 24, 2015, 02:37:32 AM »
I'm assuming the speech was on shabbos, you think he uses a shabbos wallet or something like that?
The next kosher app.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #580 on: May 03, 2015, 09:13:17 AM »
Hearing "Down Under", by Men At Work, for the first time.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #581 on: May 03, 2015, 11:16:20 AM »
Hearing "Down Under", by Men At Work, for the first time.
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #582 on: May 03, 2015, 11:19:02 AM »
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?

Asher bara. There is a whole thread on this.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #583 on: May 03, 2015, 11:25:34 AM »
Lol. I'm drawing a blank, which Jewish song?
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #584 on: May 03, 2015, 11:32:40 AM »