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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #640 on: September 30, 2015, 09:39:36 AM »
Was just thinking today how nice it was to Daven nussach sfarad
Today is chol hamoed. When was there ever a problem chol hamoed?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #641 on: September 30, 2015, 09:43:16 AM »
I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #642 on: September 30, 2015, 09:46:32 AM »
Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..
So top reason to go otd is not leaving after kedusha, or feeling guilty about it?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #643 on: September 30, 2015, 09:47:20 AM »
So top reason to go otd is not leaving after kedusha, or feeling guilty about it?
Guilt is definitely the top reason to go OTD.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #644 on: September 30, 2015, 09:48:19 AM »

Can leave after kedusha with less guilt..
I stay till the end regardless, even though it's the same length I prefer it before mussuf

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #645 on: September 30, 2015, 09:51:59 AM »
I stay till the end regardless, even though it's the same length I prefer it before mussuf
So why do prefer it before musaf ?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #646 on: September 30, 2015, 09:55:33 AM »
I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
after Mussaf, it's been a long davening and you just wanna get outta there.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #647 on: September 30, 2015, 09:56:04 AM »

So why do prefer it before musaf ?
Not sure probably cause the end of musaf feels like the end of davening   

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #648 on: September 30, 2015, 10:01:13 AM »

I never got that. Why is after hallel so much better?
Because no one wants to take out their lulav and esrog a second time after mussaf.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #649 on: September 30, 2015, 10:45:21 AM »
Because no one wants to take out their lulav and esrog a second time after mussaf.
Stay in israel for succos and you wouldn't have that problem!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #650 on: September 30, 2015, 10:58:25 AM »

Stay in israel for succos and you wouldn't have that problem!
I was just answering a question. Nothing to do with staying in Israel or not.
I actually was expecting a call from you erev y"t to help you find a ticket to come to america!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #651 on: September 30, 2015, 11:00:59 AM »
I was just answering a question. Nothing to do with staying in Israel or not.
I actually was expecting a call from you erev y"t to help you find a ticket to come to america!
Well in israel they do hallel and hoshanos together so no need to take back out lulav and esrog.

Anyway there was no chance I was going to america for succos!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #652 on: September 30, 2015, 02:01:11 PM »

Anyway there was no chance I was going to america for succos!!
Ya sure. Same way you were forsure going to Bejing and Bali......

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #653 on: September 30, 2015, 03:18:57 PM »
Ya sure. Same way you were forsure going to Bejing and Bali......
Or the same way you thought I wasn't going to Thailand and I did!

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Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #654 on: September 30, 2015, 11:26:37 PM »
Or the same way you thought I wasn't going to Thailand and I did!
Cause I made that happen. Your welcome for that!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #655 on: October 01, 2015, 12:04:18 AM »
People having a private conversation on a public forum

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #656 on: October 01, 2015, 12:50:38 AM »
People having a private conversation on a public forum
Pet peeve candidate, maybe (although it can be interesting) but you gotta do better than that to go otd.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #657 on: November 06, 2015, 03:32:11 PM »
4:26pm shabbos

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #658 on: November 06, 2015, 03:38:26 PM »
It's amazing how you start shabbos just an hour earlier and Friday seems to disappear...
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #659 on: November 06, 2015, 03:41:10 PM »
It's amazing how you start shabbos just an hour earlier and Friday seems to disappear...
It was creeping back for a while
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.