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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #690 on: December 13, 2015, 10:17:23 AM »
Getting the "kibud" of hotzoah, the tzveiteh sefer....
What's bad about holding the ST?

Reminds me of another pet peeve. The shuls that have the ST holders up on the bima platform. They won't allow you to hold it even you want to. What a bizayon.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #691 on: December 13, 2015, 10:34:17 AM »
What's bad about holding the ST?

Reminds me of another pet peeve. The shuls that have the ST holders up on the bima platform. They won't allow you to hold it even you want to. What a bizayon.
R Moshe had the same peeve
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #692 on: December 18, 2015, 03:09:59 PM »
Short Fridays.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #693 on: December 18, 2015, 03:11:26 PM »
Short Fridays.
Should've posted 2weeks ago...
Though i do agree
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #694 on: December 18, 2015, 03:23:14 PM »
That yeshivish guy who sits next to you, who thinks he knows you well enough to shmooze but doesn't. And takes no hint that you where planing on having a peaceful kabolos shabbos (and sneak a nap in too).
He sits in the seat right next to you even thou the rest of table is empty, and bangs away on the table while trying to talk to you at the same time /rant
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #695 on: December 19, 2015, 10:48:43 PM »
That yeshivish guy who sits next to you, who thinks he knows you well enough to shmooze but doesn't. And takes no hint that you where planing on having a peaceful kabolos shabbos (and sneak a nap in too).
He sits in the seat right next to you even thou the rest of table is empty, and bangs away on the table while trying to talk to you at the same time /rant

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #696 on: December 19, 2015, 10:51:22 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #697 on: April 16, 2016, 10:12:56 PM »
I went OTD cuz my father didn't do this:


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #698 on: April 16, 2016, 10:39:12 PM »
I went OTD cuz my father didn't do this:
Then it's a good thing my rebeim used to permanent marker my shirts... Was it Polo or nautica that had one..

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #699 on: April 16, 2016, 10:41:38 PM »
Then it's a good thing my rebeim used to permanent marker my shirts... Was it Polo or nautica that had one..
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #700 on: July 19, 2016, 02:07:06 PM »


People not keeping up with the minyan, yet davening a different part of the davening really loud, over the voice of the chazzan.  >:(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #701 on: July 20, 2016, 12:10:41 AM »
all logos are avodah zarah
good point  :)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #702 on: July 20, 2016, 12:20:54 AM »
You heard Ivanka is no longer a Jew.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #703 on: July 20, 2016, 12:22:00 AM »


You heard Ivanka never was a Jew.
FTFY there is no such thing as no longer a Jew
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #704 on: July 20, 2016, 12:31:56 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(