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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #780 on: March 03, 2018, 10:18:44 PM »
Also if your so desperate you can break your fast before Megilla.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #781 on: March 04, 2018, 09:59:27 AM »


Every shul in BP that I have eve davened in says it. It adds 3 minutes to davening. That is a cause?

You're tired, just want to get home to eat breakfast and lie down for a bit. I think it's a good enough reason for me.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #782 on: May 09, 2018, 04:30:16 PM »
Israeli hashgocha
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #783 on: May 09, 2018, 04:30:58 PM »
Israeli hashgocha
thats how frustrated you are? ;D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #784 on: May 09, 2018, 04:34:17 PM »
Israeli hashgocha
lol, bring food from POM

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #785 on: May 09, 2018, 04:48:58 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #786 on: May 09, 2018, 04:55:00 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #787 on: May 09, 2018, 04:55:33 PM »
Sigh.
Why don't you just ask your rav in CLE or someone you can rely on in Israel to give you a list of hashgachas in Israel that you can rely on and go by that. That would make it more black and white than many shades of gray.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #788 on: May 09, 2018, 05:07:58 PM »
Israeli hashgocha
For me it's those people that make israeli kashrus more complicated then it is.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #789 on: May 09, 2018, 05:09:18 PM »
Why don't you just ask your rav in CLE or someone you can rely on in Israel to give you a list of hashgachas in Israel that you can rely on and go by that. That would make it more black and white than many shades of gray.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

In any event, I think the first suggestion makes most sense. עשה לך רב, ask whoever you trust, and follow.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #790 on: May 09, 2018, 05:19:28 PM »
For me it's those people that make israeli kashrus more complicated then it is.
Match made in heaven.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #791 on: May 09, 2018, 05:32:55 PM »
Match made in heaven.
Or possibly as they say טוב בארץ - translated into Yiddish גוט אין דער ערד!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #792 on: December 03, 2018, 01:59:02 PM »
People who (still!) do Hodu in Hallel to the tune of Maoz Tzur  >:(

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #793 on: December 03, 2018, 02:34:31 PM »
People who (still!) do Hodu in Hallel to the tune of Maoz Tzur  >:(
Pretty bad, ya. Ma ashiv is a close second

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #794 on: December 03, 2018, 11:29:16 PM »
People who (still!) do Hodu in Hallel to the tune of Maoz Tzur  >:(

You ever daven at magen david in queens, sephardi shul? Rav does it all year round