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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #795 on: December 04, 2018, 01:05:43 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #796 on: December 04, 2018, 01:07:51 PM »


Of hundreds of donuts I ate this season, I'm still traumatized by just one.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #797 on: December 04, 2018, 01:08:54 PM »

Of hundreds of donuts I ate this season, I'm still traumatized by just one.
Tbh this is the best reason I've seen in this whole thread.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #798 on: December 04, 2018, 01:19:07 PM »
Tbh this is the best reason I've seen in this whole thread.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #799 on: December 23, 2018, 10:35:34 PM »
According to the articles I have been reading you are by far the only one if you think that.
How can you be by far the only one?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #800 on: December 23, 2018, 11:07:45 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #801 on: March 21, 2019, 10:28:22 AM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!

Apparently I still haven't learned my lesson. I'm surprised I'm still frum even.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #802 on: March 21, 2019, 09:06:58 PM »
Apparently I still haven't learned my lesson. I'm surprised I'm still frum even.
Now I understand the person who went OTD and then became a Lubavitcher, who was asked מעיקרא מאי קסבר ולבסוף מאי קסבר, and replied "the yiddishkeit that I found, I never left".
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #803 on: March 21, 2019, 09:16:56 PM »
Now I understand the person who went OTD and then became a Lubavitcher, who was asked מעיקרא מאי קסבר ולבסוף מאי קסבר, and replied "the yiddishkeit that I found, I never left".
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #804 on: March 21, 2019, 09:35:10 PM »
What do you think?
Jewish drivers on Purim  >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #805 on: March 21, 2019, 09:40:13 PM »
Jewish drivers on Purim  >:(
-1 Wrong thread. Belongs in pros and cons of where you live.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #806 on: March 21, 2019, 09:53:24 PM »
-1 Wrong thread. Belongs in pros and cons of where you live.
Like when all of NYC packs up and decides to move to CLE?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #807 on: March 21, 2019, 10:35:44 PM »
Like when all of NYC packs up and decides to move to CLE?
You get intimidated by a little bit of traffic?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #808 on: March 21, 2019, 10:44:09 PM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #809 on: March 22, 2019, 01:05:40 AM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
Just report the driver through the app