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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #800 on: December 23, 2018, 11:07:45 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #801 on: March 21, 2019, 10:28:22 AM »
which shuls actually say the קרובץ for Purim?!

Apparently I still haven't learned my lesson. I'm surprised I'm still frum even.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #802 on: March 21, 2019, 09:06:58 PM »
Apparently I still haven't learned my lesson. I'm surprised I'm still frum even.
Now I understand the person who went OTD and then became a Lubavitcher, who was asked מעיקרא מאי קסבר ולבסוף מאי קסבר, and replied "the yiddishkeit that I found, I never left".
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #803 on: March 21, 2019, 09:16:56 PM »
Now I understand the person who went OTD and then became a Lubavitcher, who was asked מעיקרא מאי קסבר ולבסוף מאי קסבר, and replied "the yiddishkeit that I found, I never left".
He can still repent

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #804 on: March 21, 2019, 09:35:10 PM »
What do you think?
Jewish drivers on Purim  >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #805 on: March 21, 2019, 09:40:13 PM »
Jewish drivers on Purim  >:(
-1 Wrong thread. Belongs in pros and cons of where you live.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #806 on: March 21, 2019, 09:53:24 PM »
-1 Wrong thread. Belongs in pros and cons of where you live.
Like when all of NYC packs up and decides to move to CLE?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #807 on: March 21, 2019, 10:35:44 PM »
Like when all of NYC packs up and decides to move to CLE?
You get intimidated by a little bit of traffic?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #808 on: March 21, 2019, 10:44:09 PM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #809 on: March 22, 2019, 01:05:40 AM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
Just report the driver through the app

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #810 on: March 22, 2019, 08:53:38 AM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
You're confusing NYC drivers with KJ/LKWD drivers.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #811 on: March 22, 2019, 09:05:02 AM »
When NYC drivers go to LKWD they are the same garbage as LKWD driver, its when LKWD drivers go to NYC that it's dangerous
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #812 on: March 22, 2019, 10:21:42 AM »
You're confusing NYC drivers with KJ/LKWD drivers.
When NYC drivers go to LKWD they are the same garbage as LKWD driver, its when LKWD drivers go to NYC that it's dangerous
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #813 on: March 22, 2019, 11:00:35 AM »
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.
They were born and (more significantly) bred in their respective locales.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #814 on: March 22, 2019, 11:09:55 AM »
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.

Generally the wrong direction

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #815 on: March 22, 2019, 01:00:59 PM »
Here's a real top reason to go OTD: ~50 gallons of garbage discarded over a single day of Purim!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #816 on: March 22, 2019, 01:14:06 PM »
That's actually a reason to stay, how beautiful.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #817 on: March 22, 2019, 01:17:21 PM »
That's actually a reason to stay, how beautiful.

You're more than welcome to take care of garbage disposal in my house. We won't even charge you for completing that beautiful task.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #818 on: March 22, 2019, 01:38:34 PM »
Spending time and money planning and packing beautiful Mishloach Manos with cellophane and ribbons then get a cheap cr@ppy Mishloach Manos thrown in a bag in return.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #819 on: March 22, 2019, 01:52:16 PM »
Spending time and money planning and packing beautiful Mishloach Manos with cellophane and ribbons.
FTFY
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