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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #810 on: March 22, 2019, 08:53:38 AM »
Traffic? No.
Uber dangerous driving? Yes.
You're confusing NYC drivers with KJ/LKWD drivers.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #811 on: March 22, 2019, 09:05:02 AM »
When NYC drivers go to LKWD they are the same garbage as LKWD driver, its when LKWD drivers go to NYC that it's dangerous
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #812 on: March 22, 2019, 10:21:42 AM »
You're confusing NYC drivers with KJ/LKWD drivers.
When NYC drivers go to LKWD they are the same garbage as LKWD driver, its when LKWD drivers go to NYC that it's dangerous
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #813 on: March 22, 2019, 11:00:35 AM »
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.
They were born and (more significantly) bred in their respective locales.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #814 on: March 22, 2019, 11:09:55 AM »
Not sure where you guys think the Lakewood and kj drivers came from.

Generally the wrong direction

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #815 on: March 22, 2019, 01:00:59 PM »
Here's a real top reason to go OTD: ~50 gallons of garbage discarded over a single day of Purim!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #816 on: March 22, 2019, 01:14:06 PM »
That's actually a reason to stay, how beautiful.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #817 on: March 22, 2019, 01:17:21 PM »
That's actually a reason to stay, how beautiful.

You're more than welcome to take care of garbage disposal in my house. We won't even charge you for completing that beautiful task.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #818 on: March 22, 2019, 01:38:34 PM »
Spending time and money planning and packing beautiful Mishloach Manos with cellophane and ribbons then get a cheap cr@ppy Mishloach Manos thrown in a bag in return.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #819 on: March 22, 2019, 01:52:16 PM »
Spending time and money planning and packing beautiful Mishloach Manos with cellophane and ribbons.
FTFY
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #820 on: March 22, 2019, 01:54:40 PM »
Spending time and money planning and packing beautiful Mishloach Manos with cellophane and ribbons then get a cheap cr@ppy Mishloach Manos thrown in a bag in return.

At least the brown bag might come into practical use.

The cellophane and ribbons can only be appreciated by @LoLo who sees the gallons of garbage generated as beautiful.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #821 on: March 22, 2019, 01:56:06 PM »
Not the actual garbage.. but the cause of the garbage.

The more garbage, the more fun there usually was.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #822 on: March 22, 2019, 02:01:35 PM »
Not the actual garbage.. but the cause of the garbage.

The more garbage, the more fun there usually was.

Well, at least I get a free pass on recycling, so all the empty bottles don't require their own bags and receptacle. All the garbage gets dumped together.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #823 on: March 22, 2019, 02:16:17 PM »
Well, at least I get a free pass on recycling, so all the empty bottles don't require their own bags and receptacle. All the garbage gets dumped together.
How'd you pull that one off?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #824 on: March 22, 2019, 02:19:35 PM »
How'd you pull that one off?

That's even more confidential than the UPS method. It's been going strong for at least 20 years, you don't expect me to kill this one....
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