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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #840 on: March 25, 2019, 11:21:57 AM »
I doubt that's how he said it. The famous saying is שטויב איז ניט קיין חמץ, און קינדער זיינען ניט קיין קרבן פסח.

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will try to find source but that's for sure how I heard jt
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #841 on: March 25, 2019, 11:28:15 AM »
will try to find source but that's for sure how I heard jt

Doesn't make sense, as we all know that
It's long the women being at fault. Your husband and kids aren't the kurban pesach.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #842 on: March 25, 2019, 11:35:40 AM »
Doesn't make sense, as we all know that
Most men don't really care much about the dust behind the bookcases, especially not when there are other, more important, projects.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #843 on: March 25, 2019, 11:37:18 AM »
And here I look forward to them from after Yom Kippur mariv....
Some of the most moving Chabad nigunim are sung then...
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=83877.msg1809928#msg1809928
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #844 on: March 25, 2019, 11:53:47 AM »
Some of the most moving Chabad nigunim are sung then...
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=83877.msg1809928#msg1809928
The moving nigun is to for the moving words
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #845 on: March 25, 2019, 12:02:34 PM »
The moving nigun is to for the moving words
It's a combination.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #846 on: March 25, 2019, 08:53:38 PM »
The branch manager at the Chase branch here told me that they fill up the vault to capacity each day before Purim and still sometimes run out. A neighbor was told by a manager at Santandar that no matter how much they request they always run out.
Santandar, Not related to purim

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #847 on: September 08, 2019, 08:43:57 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #848 on: September 08, 2019, 08:50:54 PM »
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #849 on: September 08, 2019, 09:10:57 PM »
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That's not fair. It's clearly melted and refrozen, probably the stores fault.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #850 on: September 08, 2019, 09:11:25 PM »
In that case, Ungers.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #851 on: September 08, 2019, 10:04:35 PM »
In that case, Ungers.

In that case, wrong thread. Should be pros and cons of where you live.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #852 on: September 08, 2019, 10:05:55 PM »
http://www.koshericecream.com/product/yogi-fruit-strawberry/

Try this instead. It's amazing.
True story. One of the best low calorie snacks out there.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #853 on: September 08, 2019, 10:15:13 PM »
True story. One of the best low calorie snacks out there.
With Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Fructose and Dextrose, how low calorie is it?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #854 on: September 08, 2019, 10:18:21 PM »
In that case, Ungers.
For someone who's been living in Cleveland their whole life, you should know better. I learned very quickly not to buy frozen things at ungars (or pretty much anything besides donuts and fresh dairy with checking expiration dates)