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Top Reasons To Go OTD
« on: January 09, 2014, 12:38:55 PM »
Personally I think those Shabbos tissues in shul Johns ;D
@MB already mentioned that he went off thanx to Shnayim Mikra ::)
What do you think?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 12:45:20 PM »
@SamKey the reason you went off is that you read Frum Satire ;) :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2014, 12:47:20 PM »
My nephew has a whole list as well, I forget most of them now.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 12:51:37 PM »
@SamKey the reason you went off is that you read Frum Satire ;) :P
Not sure what you're referring to as I have only looked at that site once in my life but I think you mean their slogan "One man's apikores is another man's Talmud Chacham"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 02:07:05 PM »
We all have tests fit for us, the question is if we want to do whats right.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 02:17:02 PM »
We all have tests fit for us, the question is if we want to do whats right.
You may have missed the emoticon on the side of the topic, as it indicates that it's in jest, not meant to be an in-depth communal soul-searching exercise.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »
You may have missed the emoticon on the side of the topic, as it indicates that it's in jest, not meant to be an in-depth communal soul-searching exercise.

that's not how things work on DDF :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 03:36:17 PM »
@SamKey the reason you went off is that you read Frum Satire ;) :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2014, 03:36:52 PM »
Not sure what you're referring to as I have only looked at that site once in my life but I think you mean their slogan "One man's apikores is another man's Talmud Chacham"
Pretty go od memory, then!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2014, 03:50:49 PM »
...not meant to be an in-depth communal soul-searching exercise.
This thread is not for me then.  >:(
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2014, 03:50:57 PM »
Not sure what you're referring to as I have only looked at that site once in my life but I think you mean their slogan "One man's apikores is another man's Talmud Chacham"
This is what I'm referring too.

In any case for Bochurim the top reason is "Laundry".
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2014, 04:04:47 PM »
You may have missed the emoticon on the side of the topic, as it indicates that it's in jest, not meant to be an in-depth communal soul-searching exercise.
Sorry, it's still  a serious topic IMO.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2014, 05:56:59 PM »
This is what I'm referring too.

In any case for Bochurim the top reason is "Laundry".
Noone's forcing them to wear a shirt from friday to friday.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2014, 09:33:07 PM »
This is what I'm referring too.

In any case for Bochurim the top reason is "Laundry".
That was my other option but it got "sent" to me  ::)
WAIT! if you go OTD you don't have to do laundry? Should've done that YEARS ago!!!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2014, 09:53:06 PM »
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