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Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 70874 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2014, 09:59:55 PM »
The cholent in 770...
That's the only thing in 770 that threw you off? :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2014, 10:36:54 PM »
לא תרצח
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2014, 10:47:55 PM »
That's the only thing in 770 that threw you off? :P
Are you referring to the merkaz gutnick laktanim velagdolim?  ;)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2014, 10:57:49 PM »
Are you referring to the merkaz gutnick laktanim velagdolim?  ;)
Amongst others, though you have to admit it's not half as bad as what was before it...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2014, 11:56:02 PM »
Long slow chazaras hashatzes.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 01:23:37 AM »
That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!!!!!!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 01:25:23 AM »
That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!!!!!!
NICE!!!! LOVE!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 01:29:18 AM »
That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!!!!!!
Heh, I guess we need to add this tot he Chabad pros and cons thread. Chabad minhag is to have a minyan of dayanim...

So make that 4 guy to that 11th guy.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 01:51:47 AM »
Long slow chazaras hashatzes.
The guy who sings Ma Ashuv by Hallel... And if it's chol hamoed/Rosh chodesh the whole minyan will probably go off!

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 02:02:10 AM »
The guy who sings Ma Ashuv by Hallel... And if it's chol hamoed/Rosh chodesh the whole minyan will probably go off!
"the whole minyan will probably go off!" ALOL!
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 02:03:58 AM »
@SamKey the reason you went off is that you read Frum Satire ;) :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 08:39:25 AM »
When the school told me my daughter is not accepted until my phone is filtered with their own filter which costs $40 installation + $12.99 monthly service fee EACH month.

And it didn't help that my phone was already filtered by TAG.

Not going to post how I ****ed them up.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2014, 08:45:30 AM »

Not going to post how I ****ed them up.

You posted the letter on WhatsApp? ;)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2014, 08:47:19 AM »
which letter?
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2014, 08:51:25 AM »
which letter?

Was a joke. As you know, many Satmarers that get expelled or warned by their schools, "get back" by posting the letters on WhatsApp.